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Old Feb 5th, 2008, 03:27 AM        Girlfriends who beat you up when they see you talking to another woman, anyone?
My girlfriend's kinda like this. She always either bashes my head in, kicks my ass (literally), or douses me with a bucket full of cold water. Anyone have this problem as well?
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Old Feb 5th, 2008, 03:42 AM       
no, but then none of us are cartoon characters from the 1960s so how could we
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Old Feb 5th, 2008, 04:06 AM        Girlfriends who beat you up when they see you talking to another woman, anyone?
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My girlfriend's kinda like this. She always either bashes my head in, kicks my ass (literally), or douses me with a bucket full of cold water. Anyone have this problem as well?
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Old Feb 5th, 2008, 06:06 AM       
i hate it when my girlfriend calls me a baka and then punches me into the sun
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Old Feb 5th, 2008, 09:39 PM       
So we're jealous creatures. What are you gonna do about it? That's right, NOTHING. Take your beating like a man, if she had to tell you more than once you deserve it.
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Old Feb 5th, 2008, 10:11 PM       
My girl beats me in the penis till it bleeds sour milk.
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Old Feb 5th, 2008, 10:26 PM       
Girls that know how to hit turn me on
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Old Feb 5th, 2008, 11:28 PM       
SAM IS THIS WHERE ONE OF US MENTIONS GINA CARANO?
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Old Feb 8th, 2008, 08:02 AM       
I guess not. I take my beatings like a man, though I sometimes throw anything at her (mainly my shoes).
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Old Feb 8th, 2008, 12:19 PM       
She wears a strap-on during sex with you, doesn't she?
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Old Feb 8th, 2008, 07:57 PM       
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SAM IS THIS WHERE ONE OF US MENTIONS GINA CARANO?
SHE COULD "JOUST" ME ANY DAY!

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me: "I GOT SOME 'POWER BALLS' FOR HER" was also a candidate
Zomboid: I WOULD FUCK HER
me: THAT WAS THE RUNNER-UP
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Old Feb 8th, 2008, 09:11 PM       
On that point, she's really submissive, yet has an insatiable appetite.
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Old Feb 11th, 2008, 12:26 PM       
So you're getting beaten by a submissive woman? Man, you need to grow a pair.
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Old Feb 11th, 2008, 04:42 PM       
Wait a minute, I think I'm understanding something wrong. She has an insatiable appetite for beatings, or for strap-on sex, or both? Either way, it sounds like you are getting fucked hard.
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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 04:42 AM       
She has an insatiable appetite for beating me up and sex WITHOUT strap-ons.
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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 11:46 AM       
I guess humor isn't that funny in the Philippines
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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 12:08 PM       
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She has an insatiable appetite for beating me up and sex WITHOUT strap-ons.


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Old Mar 2nd, 2008, 11:18 AM       
Oh....I'm very familiar with this....not being beat up exactly but just the same situation. She can have as many guy friend as she wants but i'm apparently having sex with EVERY GIRL within a five mile radius.....bitch.....
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Old Mar 2nd, 2008, 02:46 PM       
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Oh....I'm very familiar with this....not being beat up exactly but just the same situation. She can have as many guy friend as she wants but i'm apparently having sex with EVERY GIRL within a five mile radius.....bitch.....
Well, maybe you should be. It's not like it would change anything if she already thinks that you are. Except it would be a lot more fun.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2008, 04:28 PM       
My girlfriend is always hiding at the top of ladders with her pet gorrilla who throws barrels at me.
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Old Mar 9th, 2008, 10:03 PM       
No, I don't think other guys have this problem as theyve gotten past the whole "never hit a girl" thing. You can't just let a girl beat the shit out of you. If she's literally hitting you hit her back or dump her. Life's too short to date total control freak bitches.


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Old Mar 18th, 2008, 10:39 AM       
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