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Old Mar 16th, 2008, 12:14 AM       
I really wasn't joking, I just went to the latest Burbank article to post it.

Although I do have quite a crush on Max
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Old Mar 16th, 2008, 12:16 AM       
Max, I just wish I had a cappuccino to drink while enjoying this fine poetry.

Stay cool, Daddy-O! 8)
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 02:56 PM       
Thanks all, and who doesn't have a crush on me? I mean seriously. I am delectable.

Iron Dave and the other Dave are not only not the same Dave, they aren't based on actual people. They are more personifications of ideas. To me 'Dave' is a great every man name. Years ago I spent some time knocking around Indian reservations out in the four states area, and it seemed like every guide I met was named Dave. There's a great Kids in the Hall song, "These are the Daves I know." Joe, Johnny and Dave are my favorite anybody names.

To paraphrase a certain animated skunk, Beatpole can call me Flower if he wants to. My love embraces all.

And as far as sucking up goes, what would be the point? That being said, anyone who wants to send me money is allowed to.
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 02:57 PM       
You even suck up too yourself.
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 03:06 PM       
Too true, but then I'm always well positioned to reward myself for my own slavish loyalty.
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 04:01 PM       
<3 you Max
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Old Mar 20th, 2008, 12:03 AM       
Thanks for the explanations, Max.

Though I can't offer you money, will my soul do?
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Old Mar 21st, 2008, 12:53 PM       
Nice again, Max ^^

Introspection and Cubicle Ape were my favorites
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Old Mar 21st, 2008, 09:05 PM       
I'm sure if I understood the things it'd be awesome man.
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Old Mar 21st, 2008, 09:52 PM       
I'd criticize your work, Max, if I could find one abstract form of verbiage that was excessive in redundancy or loose in verisimilitude, but in fact all your free-associating obfuscations serve only to add to the greater delectability of the iambic pentameter.

The future is fun,
The future is fair.
You may already have won!
You may already be there.
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