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Marthaeus Autolykos Marthaeus Autolykos is offline
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Old Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:37 PM       
Irresponsibility of this sort is intolerable, and should be punished, like in a video of this tardy judge being spanked and uploaded here for all to bask in the shame.
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Old Apr 3rd, 2008, 11:24 PM       
Keep your sexual spanking perversions out of our innocent tentacle arm thread, Marthaeus.

Now there's something I probably won't ever get to say again.
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Old Apr 4th, 2008, 12:07 AM       
I want to win so that I can give it to pub. I know he'll use it all the time.
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Old Apr 4th, 2008, 01:45 PM       
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Keep your sexual spanking perversions out of our innocent tentacle arm thread, Marthaeus.

Now there's something I probably won't ever get to say again.
Is this giving anybody else ideas?
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Old Apr 4th, 2008, 03:22 PM       
WHO WONNNNNNNNN?????????
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Old Apr 4th, 2008, 03:50 PM       
you'd think this thing was made a gold the way you guys act

ITS A SOCK WITH SOME SUCTION CUPS ON
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Old Apr 4th, 2008, 07:13 PM       
Ok you rabid cephalopod fanatics, the votes are finally in and your winner is.........


"TENTACLE ARM BABY COZY" -by Invisible

Congrats on your win, Invisible! May your new tentacle arm prove to be a great caddy for your future hellspawn.

While there was no 2nd place prize for this contest (we only have one tentacle arm to give away), I do want to give credit to the runner-up:


"Creep the shit out of the mailman." -by Dommin

There may have not been a runner-up prize, but I'll be happy to send you some free I-Mockery stickers if you want. Just drop me a line.

Also, MysticJoJo clearly put a lot of effort into that comic entry, so kudos on a job well done. Same deal goes for you, if you want some freebie stickers, just drop me a line and you got 'em.

Anyway, thanks to all of you who entered the contest! We've got some more contests coming up soon, including some with truly BIG prizes, so keep your eyes peeled for 'em!
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Old Apr 4th, 2008, 10:32 PM       
Congrats to the winnder! That was definitely my favorite entry, ha ha.
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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 12:40 AM       
OH MY GOD!!!!!111!!!1

Thank you so much! I vow to make good use of the tentacle arm! This is cool! There were so many cool entries. Thanks everyone!
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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 03:16 AM       
This is awful news for Invisible's baby, however.
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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 03:24 AM       
Damn, and I thought I actually had a chance to win this time :<
Well better luck next time.


Oh and congratulations Invisible, Dommin and MysticJojo!
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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 10:37 PM       
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WINNER...DAMN ...MY GIRLFRIEND WILL JUST HAVE TO CONTINUE WORKING AS A STEWARDESS WITH ONLY HER HUMAN ARMS...OR MAYBE I WILL BUY HER AN ARM OR TWO...BECAUSE IN ADDITION TO SERVING MEALS AND DRINKS AND ALL THOSE THINGS...THERE IS A LOT OF BARFING GOING ON IN THE SKIES...UMMMM...HINT..THERE IS A BARF BAG RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU....YOU COULD USE IT AND SAVE HER HAVING TO COME CLEAN IT UP....OMGGGGG.....LOL
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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 11:09 PM       
well, congrats, to be honest, yes he deserved it.
I almost did the same thing, but with MJ and I was going to lagel it
[so MJ's got free hands next time hes on the balcony]
But yes, now he's got it.
and next time we hear of a masked avenger saving someone from a frire with a mysterious tntacled arm.
we know who it is.
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Old Apr 6th, 2008, 12:28 AM       
LOL! Well, that would be masked avengeress! But thanks so much for the congrats! Congrats to the runners up as well!
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Old Apr 7th, 2008, 08:33 AM       
Argh! You've foiled my plans this time, Invisible!

Congratulations, though. :D
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Old Apr 13th, 2008, 02:23 AM       
Well, joy reins in Invisible's household this evening as we all dance around the sacred "Tentacle Arm"!. My 15 year old daughter will now demonstrate the grand prize winning idea: "THE TENTACLE ARM BABY COZY!!"



I've also found that the "Tentacle Arm" is a tremendous help in pondering my next diabolical plan.



By the way: The stickers were WAY cool beans!!

Thanks for the prize. My whole family went nuts over it!
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Old Apr 24th, 2008, 09:33 AM       


Cat sleepy time. Extra soft.
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Old May 16th, 2008, 09:09 PM       
how about to climb up walls be a pimp with a mean tentacle slap and become TENTICLE MAN!!!!
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Old May 16th, 2008, 10:08 PM       
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Old May 16th, 2008, 10:10 PM       
NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOMO-KUN KILL HIM!!
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