Things you know now you wish you could tell your younger self.

[Fat_Hippo]

"Don't pet that siamese cat for the next 2 hours. You don't know it yet, but you're allergic, and if you pet that cat, it will make the next 2 days of your life painful as shit, so don't do it. Seriously."

"Play outside more, so I...you...we don't have so many allergies later on. Stop playing with clay, drawing stickmen and playing pc games! There's a wonderful sandbox outside; USE IT! That way, maybe I won't have all these fuck-...you're 4, aren't you? Anway, just do it, so I don't have to suffer."

"You were totally right in jabbing that pencil in your brothers back. Totally. You may have doubts now, but ten years later, you'll realize that it was SO worth it. So don't hesitate, and jab away."