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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 11:58 AM       
No, I don't agree with you. The problem guys have, I think, is that they come from the perspective that the girl is choosing him. "I'll go talk to that hot girl over there. Who knows, maybe I'll get lucky?" Get lucky insinuating that she'll accept him. Forget that. Guys who operate like that are playing a numbers game. Out of every girl that does accept them, how many are going to really be an exceptional one? Statistically speaking, not many. Guys who chase girls play a numbers game and end up settling for the best out of a bunch that they think they're limited to. Have you noticed that guys who are good with girls don't chase girls, girls chase them? These dudes have an advantage over the average Joe because they choose which girls to get involved with, rather than leaving that decision up to the girl. Consequently, these guys will end up having happier relationships because they made most of the decisions concerning it. It's not rocket science: You chase after something, it runs. You attract something, it comes willingly. I'll answer my own question. How do you destinguish quality girls from the riff-raff? Easy. Use the social skills you've developed and been conditioned to after countless interactions with other people, and find out what kind of person you're dealing with. If you don't have many social skills and tend to be akward, the only way to develop them is to socialise. If you can socialise with people in general, but don't know how to talk to girls, the same applies. You just have to swallow your pride and get on with it. It's uncomfortable at first, but you just have to man it out. Like drinking, after the first few it becomes easy.
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 02:07 PM       
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 02:13 PM       
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 02:15 PM       
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 02:16 PM       

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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 02:46 PM       
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 11:20 PM       
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No, I don't agree with you. The problem guys have, I think, is that they come from the perspective that the girl is choosing him. "I'll go talk to that hot girl over there. Who knows, maybe I'll get lucky?" Get lucky insinuating that she'll accept him. Forget that. Guys who operate like that are playing a numbers game. Out of every girl that does accept them, how many are going to really be an exceptional one? Statistically speaking, not many. Guys who chase girls play a numbers game and end up settling for the best out of a bunch that they think they're limited to. Have you noticed that guys who are good with girls don't chase girls, girls chase them? These dudes have an advantage over the average Joe because they choose which girls to get involved with, rather than leaving that decision up to the girl. Consequently, these guys will end up having happier relationships because they made most of the decisions concerning it. It's not rocket science: You chase after something, it runs. You attract something, it comes willingly. I'll answer my own question. How do you destinguish quality girls from the riff-raff? Easy. Use the social skills you've developed and been conditioned to after countless interactions with other people, and find out what kind of person you're dealing with. If you don't have many social skills and tend to be akward, the only way to develop them is to socialise. If you can socialise with people in general, but don't know how to talk to girls, the same applies. You just have to swallow your pride and get on with it. It's uncomfortable at first, but you just have to man it out. Like drinking, after the first few it becomes easy.
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 11:27 PM       
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 04:12 AM       
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 11:27 PM       
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 12:46 AM       
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If me: Get bent, hagface.
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Old Apr 13th, 2008, 11:44 PM       
"Hag face." I do miss my old names!
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Old Apr 15th, 2008, 01:58 AM       
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Old Apr 15th, 2008, 01:59 AM       
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Old Apr 15th, 2008, 11:57 AM       
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