Uwe Boll To Give Up Directing...

[DuFresne]

Originally Posted by MadballChibcha

I don´t care, as long as he doesn´t touch the Zelda franchise, or the Ninja Gaiden franchise, or the Devil May Cry franchise

Actually I think a Devil May Cry movie by Uwe would be WONDERFUL

[darkvare]

i actually agre with dufresne i mean devil may cry check list
boobies. check
chessy dialog. check
extreme action scenes. check
save the world plot line. check
there all you need for a devil may cry game or movie

[Chojin]

I'd like him a lot more if he'd start starring in his own movies.

[WhiteRat]

I was flipping through channels last night and happened to see Mr. Boll being interviewed on Fox News. He was excitedly explaining the premise of Postal while clips of the movie played. I'm fairly certain that I saw George Bush and Bin Laden holding hands while skipping through a park.

[ElPila666]

I like that movie Postal, and more knowing that Titus brother starrings it, i love that redhead dude he used to maked me laugh on that show

[darkvare]

Originally Posted by Chojin

I'd like him a lot more if he'd start starring in his own movies.

since he used to be a boxer i think he should play little mac from the snes game
edit to white rat: thats the scene in the official movie poster

[Fathom Zero]

I think I'll go see Postal. And I think my expectations will be lived up to quite nicely. Has anyone ever been disappointed by a Uwe Boll movie?

[darkvare]

only jesus

[WhiteRat]

Originally Posted by darkvare

edit to white rat: thats the scene in the official movie poster

If that's the case I'm sure that there will be a lot of diaspointed and incredibly confused Bush haters that will likely see that movie based on the poster alone.

[Roggs]

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero

Has anyone ever been disappointed by a Uwe Boll movie?

I rented Alone in the Dark, not realizing Uwe's scabby, necrotic hand had been involved in the film. When I realized it was a Boll movie, I smited my forehead, but then realized it might stil be worth it as a so-bad-it's-good movie like House of the Dead. It wasn't. Oh God, it wasn't.

By the way, for any people who played the computer game as well, here's a list of things that the movie has in common with the game:

-The title.
-The name of the main character.

That's it. That's all.

From there, it goes on to be two hours of shitty acting (even though Boll managed to get semi-big name actors to sign on) and meandering, pointless plot. Nothing at all redeeming about the movie, it just flat out sucked. That's a phrase that's sort of lost its meaning over the years, but I say again: this movie SUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Alone in the dark(movie) is what introducted me to Boll. I think somebody should just cannonize him...right into the sun. I'd stare straight at the sun if need be to track it.

I guess either way Uwe Boll if going to ruin my vision.

[Fathom Zero]

Alone in the Dark was by far one of the best worst films I ever saw.

[Miss Modular]

Okay, I was just reading his Wikipedia entry.

This guy has a doctorate in literature. LITERATURE. How? I bet this guy can't even write a laundry list, let alone a PHD Dissertation. He definitely cannot write a script, that's for sure.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Originally Posted by Miss Modular

Okay, I was just reading his Wikipedia entry.

This guy has a doctorate in literature. LITERATURE. How? I bet this guy can't even write a laundry list, let alone a PHD Dissertation. He definitely cannot write a script, that's for sure.

He probably got it in Clown College .
Standards are much lower there

[MetalMilitia]

Uwe Boll has challenged Micheal Bay to a boxing match because he "sucks big time", according to a news article I read yesterday.

[Zomboid]

We can agree on that. Uwe is fucking hilarious. While I hope he quits making movies because they're probably in some way damaging to the film industry, I think he's so entertaining that I don't want him to stop.

[MetalMilitia]

Yeah I want Boll to continue making films in the same way I never want Jack Tomson to be dis-barred. They're just like hilarious parodies of themselves these days.

[Miss Modular]

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost

He probably got it in Clown College .
Standards are much lower there

Clown U makes sense, but I'm going to revise my original post.

I'm surprised this guy can READ. That is all.

[darkvare]

lol the fight between boll and michael bay is on
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/u...ylist=featured

by the way is there a way to contact boll personally i want to talk him into making dmc movie

[Zomboid]

he is so fucking nuts. I love this man. Micheal Bay is good at making shitty, big budget movies while Boll is amazing at butchering any video game movie. If they do actually fight, IT SHALL BE A CLASH OF THE TITANS INDEED!

[Fathom Zero]

This is awesome. Only in the world today could something like this happen. Never before.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Horschack vs Screech all over again. I'm assuming this fight will to be on Fox.

[MetalMilitia]

I'm betting Boll has this one in the bag. The last time he challenged someone to a boxing match (some film critic) it turned out he had boxed in a semi-professional capacity for several years before becoming a film director.
The overweight film critic that had never boxed in his life didn't last long.

Needless to say this move by Boll successfully eliminated any criticisms which could be made about his films.

[WhiteRat]

Did anyone even read the update?

UPDATE:
"An administrator on Michael Bay's official forums recently talked to the blockbuster poster boy (currently doing post-production work for "The Horsemen") who denied accepting Boll's challenge, and claimed he'd never spoken directly with Boll in the first place. We can't help but wonder -- is this another publicity stunt for the antagonized franchise-wrecker in light of the May 23 U.S. release for "Postal", or has Uwe finally lost his damn mind? Little from Column A, little from Column B."

[darkvare]

but i want to see a fight but is pretty posible he lost his mind