bumper sticker primary

[mburbank]

I can't prove it, but if W had died choking on a pretzel, I don't think I'd be making fun of it at all. Aside from it being in poor taste, Chenney would have become president.

No, I laugh at the fact that the most powerful person on the planet was ALMOST brought down by a lowly Preztel. If you believe in the Lone Pretzel theory. I think it's pretty clear there was a Nacho chip on the grassy knoll.


Of course there might be another explanation. I'd say the vast majority of folks who pass out and bash their faces against a coffee tables while watching football were hoisting a few too many...



BAGS OF MICROWAVE POPCORN.


Cause Popcorn? THAT shit will stick in your throat.