Need? Nah, brah, but when you know a chick's name, it's like romantic, and shit. Chicks dig that shit. Makes em think your like some european guy, ya kno?
The Boogie Doctor writes as a ghost for the blog of Govenuh.
HEY GUYS, I'M GOVENUH, I OCCASIONALLY MAKE A TYPO, AND I DO IT SOLELY TO PISS YOU ALL OFF. Also, I edit posts of mine to things of plus stupid magnitude. This may surprise the senses of Pub, but is true.
Whoops! Mistake we be making! We make cookies of Nazi! Maybe if Nazi be boy of good we give cookies of eating to Nazi. Maybe his friend Govenuh eating of cookies of Nazi too.
Like misssspellings or punkuation are my problems...,,
I'm more concerned about the ducks in the backyard. They look REALLY bummed out since the pool (that hasn't been used in like 3 years) has been drained...
They're like "What the fuck, man? No warning? NO NOTICE? I HAD EGGS IN THAT THANG, YO! And you jus' WRECK THA MOTHADUCKING THANG, HUH? GODDAMN BABYKILLER!!! YOU JUST WAIT, BITCH-ASS, GAS GUZZLING, NON-FLYING, COUSIN-HUMPING BIPED!!! THE DUCKS MAY HAVE BEEN AT WAR WITH THE GEESE IN THIS TOWN, BUT THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL!! YEAHHHHHHHH!!!! STUPID SAPIENS! STUPID HOMO!!! GONNA CALL THE SWANS TOO!!!"
I actually liked the ducks. Had no problem with them. It is beyond my control as it is NOT MY POOL, D!!! Quack all ya want. Won't bring the water back.
Bring your son that I saw you with, last week, and the wife. Bring the Geese. I would call the Swans but, I don't think Michael Gira and The Living Jarboe do that anymore.
Then, together, WE WILL DECLARE WAR ON THE SWIMMING MAMMALS THIS SUMMER!!!!