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Old Jul 30th, 2008, 07:55 PM        terrorist killed twice?? but how??
U.S. Strike Killed Al Qaeda Bomb Maker
Terror Big Also Trained 'Shoe Bomber,' Moussaoui
By HABIBULLAH KHAN and BRIAN ROSS
Jan. 18, 2006
ABC News has learned that Pakistani officials now believe that al Qaeda's master bomb maker and chemical weapons expert was one of the men killed in last week's U.S. missile attack in eastern Pakistan.
Midhat Mursi, 52, also known as Abu Khabab al-Masri, was identified by Pakistani authorities as one of four known major al Qaeda leaders present at an apparent terror summit in the village of Damadola early last Friday morning.
The United States had posted a $5 million reward for Mursi's capture. He is described by authorities as the man who ran al Qaeda's infamous Derunta training camp in Afghanistan, where he used dogs and other animals as subjects for experiments with poison and chemicals. His explosives training manual is still regarded as the bible for al Qaeda terrorists around the world.

http://abcnews.go.com/WNT/Investigat...ory?id=1517986


Officials: Al Qaeda's Mad Scientist Killed
CIA Drone Targeted Chemical Weapons Expert Abu Khabab Al-Masri On Afghanistan-Pakistan Border
ISLAMABAD, Pakistan, July 29, 2008
Intelligence officials investigating the early Monday missile attack confirmed that Midhat Mursi al-Sayid Umar, also known as Abu Khabab al-Masri was one of six men killed and his remains had been positively identified.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/...n4301490.shtml

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Old Jul 30th, 2008, 09:02 PM       
IT'S ALL GOBBLEDIGOOK TO EVERYONE THEY DONT CARE
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Old Jul 30th, 2008, 09:11 PM       
You leave the Gooks out of this, it was the Jews!
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Old Jul 30th, 2008, 10:08 PM       
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Old Jul 30th, 2008, 10:09 PM       
ok geggy so let's say that uh you're in an extremely dark room and some guy makes some kind of anti-geggy joke which makes you ANGRY so you SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF HIM and you're all, "HEY FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK? YOU DONT JUST MAKE ANTI-GEGGY REMARKS MOTHERFUCKER THATS FUCKING RUDE."

and then you leave the room and you hear a guy outside still making anti-geggy jokes with the same voice and he doesn't have a hand mark on his face and suddenly a guy appears behind you with tears in his eyes and looks you in the eyes and then looks down and runs away and that makes you angry because you made some innocent fellow cry so you slap the original geggy shit talker

A short way to describe this would be MISTAKEN IDENTITY but I don't know that seemed kind of complex!

also if you were even remotely intelligent you would've realized the guy who was talking shit was outside of the room. Jackass.
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Old Jul 30th, 2008, 11:29 PM       

Geggy laments that the masses have not heard his message. Woe is Geggy.
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Old Jul 31st, 2008, 02:25 AM       
kahl, that joke wouldn't have been as funny if geggy wasn't deaf.
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Old Jul 31st, 2008, 11:55 AM       
So... what conclusion were we supposed to draw from this, Geggy?
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Old Jul 31st, 2008, 04:01 PM       
Obviously terrorists would never lie about their names.
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Old Jul 31st, 2008, 06:25 PM       
the truth is that the middle east doesn't even exist, our troops are actually being processed into moon food for our new alien overlords.
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Old Aug 1st, 2008, 04:37 AM       
And for human testing of the new space elevators and space lasers.
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Old Aug 1st, 2008, 12:50 PM       
Similiar thing had happened to "9 lives" zarqwai before pentagon decided to abandon its zarqwai project.

Also how many times al qaeda leader #2 (god knows how many #2's there are) has been killed to date? Excellent source here.
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Old Aug 1st, 2008, 12:57 PM       
Kahl, can I make fun of you for cutting yourself up, announcing the world what kind of drugs that you smoke and posting a pic of your titties on I-mockery.com/forum?

I don't care that you guys are diverting attention away from the original post and towards ME , let alone making fun of ME It clearly indicates you aren't sure of the explanation why the guy had been reportedly killed twice.
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Old Aug 1st, 2008, 01:05 PM       
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Old Aug 1st, 2008, 02:30 PM       
I still firmly believe that the wars in iraq and afghanistan are not meant to be won, just prolonged and stretched out to maximize revenue and strategically positioning themselves for the next "war" (pakistan? Iran?) These "top terrorists" are being kept "alive" and remaining "free" to be used as part a deliberate propaganda campaign to prolong these wars.
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Old Aug 1st, 2008, 05:26 PM       
It was either a clone or al-Masri is a time traveler.
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Old Aug 1st, 2008, 07:14 PM       
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Officials: Al Qaeda's Mad Scientist Killed
CIA Drone Targeted Chemical Weapons Expert Abu Khabab Al-Masri On Afghanistan-Pakistan Border
ISLAMABAD, Pakistan, July 29, 2008
Intelligence officials investigating the early Monday missile attack confirmed that Midhat Mursi al-Sayid Umar, also known as Abu Khabab al-Masri was one of six men killed and his remains had been positively identified.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/...n4301490.shtml

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I think everyone is missing the important part in this.

Who hires Mad Scientists anymore. Does s/he have to buy their own beakers, flashing lights and smoke or does it come with the Laboratory?
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