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Old Jul 3rd, 2008, 06:54 AM        The Turtle Family Tries To Enjoy A Fourth Of July Celebration
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Old Jul 3rd, 2008, 08:43 AM       
That's the most angry turtle I've ever seen in a comic.

If what the gopher says is correct, then all these years of watching how giraffes and elephants mate in the Discovery Channel clearly have been a waste of time as those terrorists fooled me by not showing the real dirty business that is going through.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2008, 09:02 AM       
this sir, is truly epic, i shall have it engraved in solid diamond 5000 ft high, and have politicians sacrificed to it daily.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2008, 10:11 AM       
Looks like my old pet turtle, Pwoskipi.

Pwoskipi! You didn't die after all! But I never knew you were so angry.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2008, 10:48 AM       
You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
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Old Jul 3rd, 2008, 10:50 AM       
God bless America, did that fill me with patriotic joy. It captured all that's great with this country; families hating each other, ousting "different looking" people as terrorists, and gophers selling firecrackers. Happy 4th, every one... and try not to poop where you swim!
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Old Jul 3rd, 2008, 05:22 PM       
thats adorablelil turtle tut satire of the american lifestyle, especially when it comes down to how it really works, which is remarkably true.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2008, 07:32 PM       
Fireworks are Illegal where I live. On another hand, I'd watch the hell out of a sitcom about the Turtle Family. Ans it better have a catchy theme!
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Old Jul 3rd, 2008, 08:16 PM       
Love how the Gopher's Firework shop just appears.

It's simply epic.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2008, 08:27 PM       
And as a cultural note, in Mexico City is illegal to light fireworks in public spaces, due to the pollution caused by it and the fact that, as the city is in a valley, air pollution from surrounding states gather in our city (yeah, polluted air, water, food, high altitude... we're almost invincible).

But if you fire them inside your house (like in rooftops, front or back garden) you're OK, so everybody lights fireworks on our holidays. Some of them are better than the official ones.
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Old Jul 4th, 2008, 01:10 AM       
Poor Harold.
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Old Jul 4th, 2008, 02:37 AM       
Meh, I didn't like this. It just wasn't funny to me.
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Old Jul 4th, 2008, 10:28 PM       
Not your best work =(
Can't always be awesome hilarious though.
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Old Jul 5th, 2008, 12:36 AM       
What nasty kids.
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Old Jul 5th, 2008, 03:24 AM       
This is the second best story about a Turtle getting Fireworks from a Gopher in an underground animal kingdom, while the kid turtle poops where it swims, ever!
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Old Jul 6th, 2008, 07:33 AM       
I thought it was pretty funny. I especially liked his disguise.
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Old Jul 6th, 2008, 11:40 PM       
Bottle rockets are banned where I live, but it seems that artillery shells are okay to use. That's some strange logic.
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Old Jul 7th, 2008, 02:15 AM       
lol harold you are so crazy well atleast he got rid of the kids
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Old Jul 7th, 2008, 04:16 AM       
All launched fireworks are illegal in Ohio, but we use about a thousand dollars worth almost every year. Thank Jah for 'buy one get one' deals!
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Old Jul 7th, 2008, 04:20 AM       
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Bottle rockets are banned where I live, but it seems that artillery shells are okay to use. That's some strange logic.
bottle rockets are more likely to go horizontal and put someone's eye out, i think

thats probably it

edit: or start a fire someplace
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Old Jul 7th, 2008, 05:05 AM       
I bet you that he was supposed to be the fifth Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, but since they ran out of names of famous artists, they showed poor Harold the way out and that is why he resents the TMNT so much
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Old Jul 7th, 2008, 05:52 PM       
* sniff * God bless America... * sniff *
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Old Jul 9th, 2008, 02:08 AM       
Hey El Sammo, long time we don't read a thing from you. Welcome back.
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Old Aug 9th, 2008, 03:58 AM       
Damn.. that one screen with the Eagle exclaiming "I'll Save You" is sooo epic! it now adorns my bedroom wall in 10x10 feet glory!
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