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Old Aug 4th, 2008, 11:14 PM        Whats the deal with staplers?
Why does every stapler have that thing you can spin around to make the staples bend outward intead of in? Everybody I ask has a different answer like "they go through more pages that way" or "it's easier to remove" or "how the fuck should I know?". I've never seen ANYBODY ever use the outward side, people would think thier fucking crazy. If you stapled your resume that way they wouldn't even call for an interview, they would think your a trouble maker.
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Old Aug 4th, 2008, 11:32 PM       
You've answered your own question. Staples with prongs bent outward are for easy removal and for temporary document fastening. Staplers have this function because people use it. You don't need a staple remover to remove staples pounded in such a way, you just have to pull one end - it's like you're just pinning the papers.

As for the resume, I wouldn't hire somebody who didn't know how to use a stapler.
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Old Aug 4th, 2008, 11:58 PM       
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Old Aug 5th, 2008, 10:18 PM       
i always thouht they were to staple two pages together side by side now i find it useles
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Old Aug 5th, 2008, 10:27 PM       
I'm gonna let that one slide.
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Old Aug 5th, 2008, 10:27 PM       
Holy shit how did you get to 19k gamer points?!
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Holy shit how did you get to 19k gamer points?!
playing games lol i only have halo 3 completed lol and had oblivion before shivering isles
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Do you get more points per lol in a sentence?
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i need 1000 lols for the achivement
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Old Aug 6th, 2008, 11:08 AM       
Darkvare is fast approaching VET STATUS. Show some fucking respect, tadao.
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He would be the first vet here who could take a joke :thefinger
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Old Aug 6th, 2008, 01:18 PM       
I think to be considered a vet you need to speak the King's English with relative fluency.

Maybe some grammar courses?
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Old Aug 6th, 2008, 03:02 PM       
Yeah, Martin Luther King's english
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Old Aug 7th, 2008, 01:32 AM       
Rodney King's english, more like it.
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Old Aug 7th, 2008, 11:43 PM       
I'm more vet than you and I think you should STFU

edit: STFU FOREVER
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Old Aug 10th, 2008, 01:27 PM       
I always wondered what the hell those other notches in the stapler were for.
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