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Old Aug 30th, 2008, 07:50 PM       
I'm sure that no matter what, blacks or women (depending on who wins) will reap the rewards that white men have been hording.
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Old Aug 30th, 2008, 09:18 PM       
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I realize no one wants to remember the losers, but, oh about 24 YEARS ago a major political party nominated a woman as the vice-presidential candidate on a ticket. Again, she and her running mate lost the general election (they were hammered) but exactly what "glass ceiling" did Sarah Palin break, anyway?

Geraldine Ferraro, incidentally.
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 11:33 AM       
Ferraro was actually a man.
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 01:16 PM       
McCain cheated on his 1st wife while she was critically injured from a car crash, finished near last in his class, was a raging alcoholic, and got shot down in Vietnam because he sucked.

Sounds like the kind of man I want running the country.

I love how people are c*mming their pants because he was a POW. Big fuc*ing deal. Just because you got captured by the enemy doesn't mean you automatically get some presidential bonus points. That's just fuc*ed logic rly.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 05:23 PM       
In case any of you were wondering, I am the father of Palin's Daughter's baby. And I am not marrying her, I am already married. No strings I said, no strings I meant.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 05:26 PM       
No wonder you were asking to do your first photo piece in Juneau.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 06:56 PM       
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In case any of you were wondering, I am the father of Palin's Daughter's baby. And I am not marrying her, I am already married. No strings I said, no strings I meant.
Nice.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2008, 11:06 AM       
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No wonder you were asking to do your first photo piece in Juneau.
No, he said he wanted his first piece in Juneau.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2008, 01:24 PM       
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In case any of you were wondering, I am the father of Palin's Daughter's baby. And I am not marrying her, I am already married. No strings I said, no strings I meant.
I knew "Levi" had to be a pseudonym.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2008, 11:52 PM       
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I think a lot of the support for Hillary was people who just wanted to break the barrier and get a woman, any woman, in office. This would get there vote. I also think some voters, younger people in my mind, just want something other than another old white guy. They would go to Obama, but now McCain has a reason for them to come to him.
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Old Sep 4th, 2008, 11:34 AM       
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Wtf does that have to do with anything? Are you the new rondom shit bot?
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Old Sep 4th, 2008, 03:43 PM       
Sharing a vagina in common wasn't enough for me to vote for Hilary in the Primaries (and I live in NY!), and it won't be enough for me to vote for McCain because a woman is on his ticket. It is historic, though, I will say.

I'd like to add, though, that Jon Stewart's grating of the GOP media over hot coals on last night's Daily Show was hilarious.
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Old Sep 4th, 2008, 04:02 PM       
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Sharing a vagina in common wasn't enough for me to vote for Hilary in the Primaries (and I live in NY!), and it won't be enough for me to vote for McCain because a woman is on his ticket. It is historic, though, I will say.

I'd like to add, though, that Jon Stewart's grating of the GOP media over hot coals on last night's Daily Show was hilarious.
Ditto.
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Old Sep 4th, 2008, 06:04 PM       
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Wtf does that have to do with anything? Are you the new rondom shit bot?
Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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Old Sep 4th, 2008, 09:28 PM       
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I'd like to add, though, that Jon Stewart's grating of the GOP media over hot coals on last night's Daily Show was hilarious.
That was the funniest god damned episode of The Daily Show in months.
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Old Sep 4th, 2008, 10:20 PM       
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I'd like to add, though, that Jon Stewart's grating of the GOP media over hot coals on last night's Daily Show was hilarious.
The talking heads and the "oafs in office" need to be reminded that the cameras are always rolling: you MUST BE CONSISTENT IN YOUR OPINIONS. Because if you're not, you run the risk of appearing on the Daily Show, to the delight of voters everywhere.

Hat's off to Jon Stewart and the Daily Show for making the silly season that much sillier, and that much more watchable.
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Old Sep 7th, 2008, 12:39 AM       
Some Alaskans are saying Palin is "racist, sexist, vindictive and mean."
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Old Sep 7th, 2008, 01:43 AM       
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Some Alaskans are saying Palin is "racist, sexist, vindictive and mean."
Big fucking suprise there.
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Old Sep 7th, 2008, 02:42 PM       
McCain picks woman. McCain mate with woman
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Old Sep 7th, 2008, 07:47 PM       
Not too big on her love of hunting animals from planes. Hunting is ok and all but that kinda takes the sport out of it. Besides there needs to be more wolves and bears up there, I don't hear enough stories about animal attacks on humans other than that Grizzly Man thing. Come on you lazy fucking bears, eat more people!!!!
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