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[MattJack]

Testimonial #1

Before I-Bapery I was depressed, lonely, and sexually incompetent.

Ever since I made the switch to I-Bapery I've never felt more alive. People want to be my friend, I'm feared by many on the internet, and I've gotten larger, but not like building muscle larger, but you know, that special area larger. I feel like Ben Affleck in Dazed And Confused when he's beating kids with a thick wooden paddle, but before, I simply felt like Ben Affleck in reality: A douche.

Plus like most humans, I love fire.

Thanks I-Bapery!