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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 05:18 AM       
Another film of the same ilk: Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter.

Vampires are killing all the lesbians in Ottawa, and only the Son of God, with the help of a Mexican wrestling superstar, can save them.

Sounds great, huh? Impossible to fuck up a formula this promising, right? But no. No, no, NO. Everything bad in the world was born with this movie.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 06:00 AM       
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Another film of the same ilk: Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter.

Vampires are killing all the lesbians in Ottawa, and only the Son of God, with the help of a Mexican wrestling superstar, can save them.

Sounds great, huh? Impossible to fuck up a formula this promising, right? But no. No, no, NO. Everything bad in the world was born with this movie.
I've read this post three times and I'm just finding it hard to believe that such an awesome premise would be a bad movie.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 01:17 PM       
I actually enjoyed Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. For me it was the right kind of bad.
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