LET'S ARGUE ABOUT VIDEO GAMES

[wobzire]

He doesn't rate games he just insults them. It's his thing.

[Guitar Woman]

He's a little harsher than necessary, but I generally find myself agreeing with him about a lot of stuff.

Like how having enemies that explode when they die is "the most erect of dick moves."

Or how he finds fighting games frustrating because even after learning all the game's most intricate secrets, combos, and battle strategies, you can still be beaten by some retard mashing buttons on his controller.

Yahtzee has also never steered me wrong when actually reccomending good games. I'm seriously considering going out and paying for a legit copy of Condemned after pirating it. It's absolutely worth monies, which is something I don't say often about games.

[Emu]

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

Or how he finds fighting games frustrating because even after learning all the game's most intricate secrets, combos, and battle strategies, you can still be beaten by some retard mashing buttons on his controller.

You ever seen Kung Fu Panda? That's how I describe that movie.