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Old Sep 13th, 2008, 10:18 AM       
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Old Sep 13th, 2008, 06:25 PM       
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By the way, the title of the thread is a reference to the book Train Man, which is a collection of internet posts on a forum in Japan where some Anime geek went to get help about his love life as a new girl came into his world.
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Old Sep 14th, 2008, 01:17 AM       
are you sure its not a reference to rain man, a guy who was an excellent driver definitely an excellent driver HOT WATER BURNBABY
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Old Sep 14th, 2008, 03:51 AM       
Tried to call her mobile twice, no answer. Yep, it happened to Train Man too.
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Old Sep 14th, 2008, 06:40 PM       
hey guys remember when train man counted all those toothpicks when they fell on the ground
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Old Sep 15th, 2008, 01:30 AM       
REMEMBER WHEN TRAIN MAN FOUGHT MEGA MAN AND HE FUCKING DIED AND I THINK MEGA MAN GOT TRAIN TAZER OR SOME EQUALLY LAME SHIT-ASS WEAPON.
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Old Sep 15th, 2008, 03:39 PM       
IT WAS TRAIN ROLL IDIOT. IT'S LIKE TOP SPIN WITHOUT THE JUMP.
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Old Sep 15th, 2008, 05:03 PM       
He compares himself to Train Man because of his fond memories in the locker room. 2Channel is in reference to the two openings he had filled at the time.
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Old Sep 17th, 2008, 03:58 PM       
you did make sure you could see her from where you were dialling, right? that's the most important bit. whenever you call, it must be from a distance whereby you could conduct a face to face conversation if you wanted.

then, when she says 'I just wish you could be right here by my side now!', you can lean over and whisper 'I am', in her ear. Then she'll gasp, drop the phone and spin round to seize you in a heartfelt embrace. Seriously, this is the kind of thing girls dream about. It gives them something to rub in their friends' faces under the guise of polite conversation - 'oh you'll never guess what so-and-so did...!' etc. You'll be a HERO.
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Old Sep 17th, 2008, 06:50 PM       
(Said Train Man to his 4Chan')
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Old Sep 24th, 2008, 03:31 AM       
Sorry guys, I really have betrayed you. It's been two weeks and still no word, I don't deserve it, I'm sure she got my text message, I got a sent notice so I got the number perfect. So far I don't know if this girl is that into me, because she tends to forget to call me back.

That's OK, I'm at the stage of my life where I'm actually watching Anime to cheer on the characters instead of fanboying over the hot gals who aren't even real, so there's hope for me yet. Who knows, maybe the attractive Japanese fujoshi I saw in Kinokuniya will talk to me (if she can understand English).

So I guess childhood promises just don't work out like they do in Love Hina or whatever, that girl should have treated me better, even if she was going to say no, she didn't even pick up the phone to give me an honest answer, how would I know if she'd let me romance her if she doesn't even call, I was simply appauled.

(sorry for the slight tendency towards Eminem inspired rap, this happens to me when I'm angry)
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Old Sep 24th, 2008, 10:43 AM       
WELL NOW I SEE WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS.
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Old Sep 24th, 2008, 02:01 PM       
People like you don't exist in real life, stop lying to us



Hang on, were you the "high-functioning" mental gimp, or was one of the Lord Sappington/Wobzire/DevilWearsPrada/etc clones?
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Old Sep 24th, 2008, 03:15 PM       
He is the one who couldn't watch Saving Private Ryan or something without shitting himself, but that sounds like the least of his problems.
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Old Sep 24th, 2008, 03:23 PM       
He also has to leave the forums if you ask to see his mommies fun bags. I think he is still suckling on her tit.
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Old Sep 24th, 2008, 03:34 PM       
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WELL NOW I SEE WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS.
He was just to wondeful to be real.
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Old Sep 24th, 2008, 03:42 PM       
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I'm actually watching Anime to cheer on the characters...so there's hope for me yet.
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Old Sep 24th, 2008, 06:42 PM       
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Hang on, were you the "high-functioning" mental gimp, or was one of the Lord Sappington/Wobzire/DevilWearsPrada/etc clones?



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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 03:29 AM       
OMG Jake! That's so awful that girl could break a promise like that! You deserve so much more. Feel lucky that a heartless "friend" would drop you like that!

PS-I like Eminem too!
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 04:18 AM       
@Grislygus: I AM high functioning, I just wasn't functioning well that week.

@Sam: It was Flags of Our Fathers and I hate noises that are too loud! Saving Private Ryan I'm fine with, and I recently summoned up the courage to watch 300 for the first time. I couldn't go with my friends to see it at IMAX because IMAX always cranks up the speakers too loud.

@Tadao: Do I really have to put up with this?

@DevilWearsPrada: Are you sticking up for me? If you are, thanks.
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