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Originally Posted by Tadao
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Feline temperature is down because it did not drink that entire bottle of what is obviously "Cough syrup". Please make this feline semi-comatose before it it decides to to have a sex change, start a cooking show, create magazines and cookbooks called "60 Minute Meals", then she has a marriage and 40 cooking shows and books called "20 Minute Meals" which involve dead things and what you can find from a dumpster. Then, A movie about her marriage is made and she gives up cooking altogether and just has a talk show which is even lamer than Tony Danza's ( at least he cooks).
I say "she" because that feline was once a male, and kinda human at that.
His name was Doug, he did like to cook and liked the ladies too. He liked cats as well, and i won't EVEN talk about his taste in music because it was just WRONG!!!
But no one should be turned into something that they are not... (lemme get a wheeze of a that cough syrup, sister, since you aren't using it)
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