Graduating from college on Sunday

[Evil Robot]

Welcome to the wide world of complete and total bullshit. Depending on where you live you will have varying succes at finding a job that even remotely relates to your major. If your like me and went to school for programming in borland, you should quickly take a job with the nearest land surveyor. You can use your skill to convince rednecks that their wells are not on thier property. After getting fed up with that crap you can begin a fulfilling career in auto repair, just like me. I really do enjoy my work now, and If I had followed though with C++ bullshit, I'd have shot myself years ago.
GO COLLEGE! IT"S SO WORTHWHILE!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

[declare] sub "yourlifesucks"