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Old Oct 19th, 2008, 03:53 AM        Cockblocked.
I got cockblocked tonight by my dumbasshole friend. Anyone got any messed up cockblock stories?
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Old Oct 19th, 2008, 04:03 AM       
You can't get cock blocked if you have game. Maybe you're just a loser and she was looking for any excuse to get away from you.
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Old Oct 19th, 2008, 04:07 AM       
Just joking Rofl. How did it happen? You didn't really tell us the story.
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Old Oct 19th, 2008, 05:15 AM       
cock blocks are the best, i won't have you badmouthing cock blocks
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Old Oct 19th, 2008, 05:21 AM       
One time, I was cock blocked by this guy I didn't even know. He kept fucking my wife.
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Old Oct 19th, 2008, 11:06 AM       
When i was younger i knew this big ugly fat guy who had various appropriate nicknames. Anyway, pretty much anytime anybody he knew was talking to a girl he'd walk up and start trying to pick up on them until they got annoyed enough to leave. Also he'd pretend to be all territorial like THESE ARE MY GIRLS AND IM THE ONLY ONE THATS GONNA IMPRESS THEM.
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Old Oct 19th, 2008, 02:09 PM       
Well, me and my buddy Dave were talking to these chicks at the bar. Then my other buddy walked up to Dave for some dumbass reason and asked him if he wanted to go home and hit the bong. Apparently they were'nt too happy about that.
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Old Oct 19th, 2008, 02:13 PM       
that's not a cock block you fucking idiot
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Old Oct 19th, 2008, 02:35 PM       
Yeah, not a cock block.

Close thread.
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Old Oct 19th, 2008, 05:48 PM       
one time the guy in my story tried to blow fire and lit his beard on fire lol
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Old Oct 19th, 2008, 09:00 PM       
was he talking to a girl when it happened?

because then his beard would be a COCK BLOCK
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Old Oct 19th, 2008, 10:21 PM       
I still consider it one. He purposely interrupted conversation cause he was pissed and wanted to leave. Preventing us from getting action.

Cause by urbandictionary definition.

"cockblock
1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action".

damn stoners are unreliable.

But anyways, lets here some other stories.
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Old Oct 19th, 2008, 10:59 PM       
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Old Oct 22nd, 2008, 01:58 PM       
I had a friend who couldn't talk to girls and he used to get jealous when he saw anyone esle doing so. One time I was chatting a woman up, he came over and shoved his hand down my pants.


True story.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2008, 05:24 PM       
that probably takes the cake.
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Old Oct 24th, 2008, 11:12 PM       
send 'em to the moon i say

all of 'em
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Old Oct 25th, 2008, 04:46 AM       
In this situation, use the Brad Pitt rule.

"Could Brad Pitt be cockblocked?"

The answer is no, no he couldn't. Therefore, she wasn't that in to you to begin with.
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Old Oct 25th, 2008, 08:51 PM       
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