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Old Oct 30th, 2008, 05:35 AM       
ONE TIME I WAS FOOLING AROUND WITH THIS BITCH AND I WAS LIKE, "HEY, DO YOU WANT ME TO DO THE MUSHROOM PLUNGER ON YOU? LOL," AND SHE WAS LIKE "YEAH SURE!" SO I TOLD HER TO CLOSE HER EYES AND OPEN HER MOUTH REALLY WIDE. I TOOK A DUMP IN HER MOUTH, WHIPPED AROUND BEFORE SHE HAD TIME TO REACT, AND HELD HER MOUTH SHUT. THEN AFTER ABOUT 15 SECONDS, I STUFFED MY COCK DOWN HER THROAT UNTIL SHE VOMITED UP MY POOP AND THE CONTENTS OF HER STOMACH.

THEN I WAS LIKE, "I ALSO CALL IT THE MARIO BECAUSE MARIO IS SYNONYMOUS WITH BOTH PLUMBERS AND MUSHROOMS."
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That was very funny. Well done.
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