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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 09:05 PM       
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Old Sep 19th, 2008, 04:58 PM       
I've been to the States quite a few times and never pulled. Must be doing something wrong. And in Canada only 60 years olds that looked like they were in the Mafia chatted me up.
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Old Sep 19th, 2008, 05:13 PM       
Maybe that's because you are so overly hot. :smooth
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Old Sep 19th, 2008, 05:28 PM       
I think it would be cool to date a 60 year old mafia member.
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Old Sep 20th, 2008, 10:08 AM       
Nah, they look like pub singers. No.
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Old Sep 20th, 2008, 11:31 AM       
Maybe when you make your television debut you should slip in a message along the lines of "I just wish I had a handsome, similarly aged, non-insane man around to help me though this difficult period". Though with this approach you may get a few weirdos.
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Old Sep 20th, 2008, 06:26 PM       
It would seem that Australia wants you badly.

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Old Sep 20th, 2008, 07:57 PM       
Just cut corners and get a guy 10yrs younger than you. If you're younger than 45 we really don't give a fuck about age
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 09:53 AM       
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It would seem that Australia wants you badly.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-Mr-Right.html
yes I saw this earlier. As I may have lost my house and my job, I'm kinda thinking about emigrating. But the online test for australia failed me! Still waiting for the Canada one, they ask different questions though. Don't want to move to Oz anyway, hardly an decent bands play there.
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Old Nov 1st, 2008, 05:56 AM       
I WAS BROWSING OLD THREADS AND DECIDED TO REVIVE THIS TO SAY: PICS PLS. You can live in my place and we can have sex when I get back from class. That'll be the daily routine
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Old Nov 2nd, 2008, 02:05 AM       
i find 'em in the book store
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Old Nov 2nd, 2008, 08:32 PM       
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yes I saw this earlier. As I may have lost my house and my job, I'm kinda thinking about emigrating. But the online test for australia failed me! Still waiting for the Canada one, they ask different questions though. Don't want to move to Oz anyway, hardly an decent bands play there.
Move to Alabama....now....
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