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Old Nov 9th, 2008, 08:09 PM        Stupid fucking writer
Explanation to get you all up to speed. I'm working on an internet serial tv show with a bunch of people that's hit a bit of a rough patch during filming. At the last meeting, to help break the tension, we were supposed to suggest new intellectual properties. Someone mentioned "Ben Rawle: Paranormal Investigator"

Well, THANK YOU VERY FUCKING MUCH. The slightest thing influences my dreams, and as such I just dreamed(?) I was a paranormal investigator during a reallllly slow season of spooky stuff, so I had to take up babysitting on the side. When I DID get a call, for like an exorcism or something, I'd try to squeeze more money out of it by having them tag along and be all "Now Christy, you get to hold the big wooden cross to help push the demon away!"

Just be honest with me here. Have I gone insane?
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Old Nov 9th, 2008, 08:40 PM       
I read your post twice and yet I have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

Hope this helps.
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Old Nov 9th, 2008, 09:15 PM       
Rapeseeds? Canola oil?

What about a show on how to start forest fires.
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Old Nov 9th, 2008, 09:16 PM       
I agree with MM.
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Old Nov 9th, 2008, 09:17 PM       
I read it only once, I was about to read it again but I saw MM's post and decided not to.
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Old Nov 9th, 2008, 09:18 PM       
People have dreams about the damndest things, and sometimes they really aren't significant at all. I wouldn't worry about it.
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Old Nov 9th, 2008, 09:41 PM       
What kind of wood was the cross made of?
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Old Nov 9th, 2008, 09:47 PM       
Balsa. It might be significant, as I burned down a balsa tree the other night
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Old Nov 10th, 2008, 12:28 AM       
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I read it only once, I was about to read it again but I saw MM's post and decided not to.
Me too.

It almost made sense, but not in a good way.
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Old Nov 10th, 2008, 10:46 AM       
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...Well, THANK YOU VERY FUCKING MUCH. The slightest thing influences my dreams...
Then it's probably not a good idea to talk about snuff films or hacking your own head off with a dull, rusty hatchet?

Oops. My bad.
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Old Nov 10th, 2008, 11:38 AM       
That's a terrible explanation

Based on your post and what I can actually glean from what you're saying, I'd advise to avoiding writing altogether
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Old Nov 10th, 2008, 01:21 PM       
How about a show about a person who works on an internet serial tv show with a bunch of people and the slightest thing influences their dreams, ie. suggested new intellectual properties.

And no you are not insane.
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Old Nov 12th, 2008, 10:15 PM       
you're lucky, i don't really even dream.
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