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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 12:05 AM       
That sounds like the most perfect day.
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 09:48 AM       
I think you just got unlucky there Matt. She probably DID just have to go and do something else, and when you asked if she was ok, she obviously sees it as you being patronising. Maybe becuase she is sensitive ("like a woman") and doesn't want to be, or maybe because she is crazy. Like a woman.

That kind of misunderstanding probably wouldn't have happened if you weren't texting, since she could see how sincere you were, and if you were further into a relationship or whatever she probably would have found it easier to accept that she made an assumption!

Maybe she didn't mean the "get over yourself" line in the way that you thought it, either. Althought I don't see how you could read that as anything other than a slap in the face.

Or maybe you were being condescending, and you're just trying to convince yourself otherwise.
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 09:53 PM       
I fucked a girl from school that I'd wanted to bone since the beginning of classes in September, and it was great fun, but now I'm wondering HOW TO HANDLE SEEING HER AT SCHOOL TWICE A WEEK. I think everything will be just fine, but I'm thinking maybe I should set up a game plan that'll both keep things nice and loose but keep her close enough to fuck again later on.

It's not like I'm being an asshole here; we were just both down for fucking so we did it and I think she's cool with that. IT IS THE NEXT STEP THAT SETS THE PACE FOR FUTURE ENCOUNTERS!
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 09:58 PM       
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 10:07 PM       
Tell her you love her Zomboid.
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 10:13 PM       
Well the girl I was talking about last post ended up calling me and said, "Hey I'm sorry. I was being really rude."

Women are f'n crazy.

Zomboid: I'd just play it cool. You know, be nice, but don't kiss ass. You should feel her out before you start going at it with her.

Believe it or not women go crazy once they start having sex with you. It's a fact. Look it up.
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 10:13 PM       
nvm

Sam's idea is spot on!
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 10:18 PM       
It's too late for that. I already shouted that out during sex, right before I started crying and told her all of my fears. PS - It's a good thing she has a sense of humour, cause I'm pretty sure most girls wouldn't take kindly to hearing "hey, some of your juice dried on my piercing."
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 10:20 PM       
That is still unsettling to read.
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 10:25 PM       
DUDE NEXT TIME I WILL TAKE HIGH-RES PICS FOR YOU. FOR A SECOND I WAS LIKE "wtf is that?" THEN I REMEMBERED HER JUICING LIKE CRAZY.
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 10:27 PM       
That comment made me think of me being at the bank yesterday and accidentally smelling my hand after handling salmon, which in turn made me think of my first girlfriend.
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 10:28 PM       
i luv salmon so much though
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 10:30 PM       
Did you go to the bank after eating sushi?
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 10:36 PM       
Yes. By myself ;_;

Then I listened to the cure all the way home ;_;
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 10:44 PM       
We had the same day. ;__;
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 10:44 PM       
FELLAS, WHAT WE NEED IS A BIG ROAD TRIP WHERE THE THREE OF US GO AROUND DOGGING AS MANY GIRLS AS WE CAN!
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 10:45 PM       
MO' BITCHES MO' PROBLEMS
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 10:49 PM       
It would be like a National Lampoons movie.
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 10:52 PM       
can ICP come too?
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 10:54 PM       
do they have to?
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 10:55 PM       
I'll take care of your pets while you're away and not have sex with them.
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 11:35 PM       
TADAO THE PETSITTER

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