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Old Dec 4th, 2008, 09:04 PM       
White Russians are for some reason way less gay than Black Russians. True story.
Also the best 40 oz is definitely one that I forget because I got too drunk from it. Or maybe Big Bear.
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Old Dec 5th, 2008, 03:49 PM       
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Also the best 40 oz is definitely one that I forget because I got too drunk from it. Or maybe Big Bear.
Fucking sick. Some friends and I would drink Black Bulls in high school after our football games in some perverse way of mocking indians, and we'd get absolutely slammed, but they were so disgusting that I can't even LOOK at a 40 now.
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Old Dec 5th, 2008, 05:17 PM       
My fave booze used to be Haldol, I mean Miller High Life.It's different now though, at least locally. for the last 3 months or so, i would drink it and feel like like there was some kinda trace amounts of bathtub crank in it. (Meth).
I don't like meth and don't like feeling like i'm on meth.

Then again, i usually buy cans... Thinking "i could recycle this easier than i could glass" maybe the aluminum is giving me Alzheimer's.

But if any of you single ladies are interested, I wouldn't mind if ya came over with a truckload of the following: Moosehead, Saint Pauli Girl, Beck's, La Fin Du Monde, or Ommegang... or Ol' Nick.

Then we could have a lively debate (knockdown, drag - out fight) about why I abhor violence. Then we could fuck, i mean, try our best to imitate an old Harvey Korman/Tim Conway sketch from the Carol Burnet Show.

Then we could drink more and fuck, i mean, drink more and do a crossword puzzle... together.

This is going nowhere, right?

For beer, the above are faves.... i really don't drink hard liquor anymore... but when i did, Bacardi, Absolut and Jagermeister were top shelf for me.

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Old Dec 6th, 2008, 01:19 AM       
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Fucking sick. Some friends and I would drink Black Bulls in high school after our football games in some perverse way of mocking indians, and we'd get absolutely slammed, but they were so disgusting that I can't even LOOK at a 40 now.
40s start to get really nasty towards the middle because they become warmer. Malt liquor is best in 22 ounces or not at all really.
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