Dr. Boogie gave me my gifts.
I had an idea for a really dumb, convoluted story where all my gifts were alive and talked and did stuff.
I thought it would be too pretentious.
This is a cool little Lego set. I fucking love Legos and this was probably my favorite gift.
This is some weird moon sand stuff. I wish I had some Hello Kitty Fruit Snacks to put in it.
In my story he was going to be an old man for some reason. :/
Some Peeps Christmas trees. I took them to work and someone ate all of them.
The only thing I could think of when I saw ping pong balls was putting them in an Asian girl's vagina and watching them shoot out.
WHO THE HELL BUYS TOOTSIE ROLLS THAT ARE NOT REGULAR FLAVORED.
The Pixos is funny, because it reminds me of the AquaDots. Basically they are the same product, but a while back AquaDots got banned because the beads had GHB in them, and kids were eating them and getting all high and fucked up. There were also reports of people buying them by the case loads.
Sadly, these would not get my fucked up if I ate them.
In my story the ping pong balls were going to get jealous of the legos and eat some of the pixos beads and then kill the legos with a gun. I was going to take a picture of the legos box with legos pieces sprayed out of it like guts.
For some reason it reminded me of Wacky Deli, especially the Peeps.
That was the only part of the story I had so I gave up.
THANKS DR. BOOGIE FOR SECRET SANTA 2009!
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