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Old Dec 19th, 2008, 12:54 AM        Eastern European chicks are hot
Most of the casino and wait staff where I work are from places like Belarus, Serbia, Croatia, Bosnia, and Romania. I want to nail about 70% of them.

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Old Dec 19th, 2008, 01:34 AM       
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Old Dec 19th, 2008, 02:10 AM       
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Old Dec 19th, 2008, 02:28 AM       
Yeah, I dump 'em when they turn 35.
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Old Dec 19th, 2008, 02:32 AM       
What if they were all MILF-y?
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Old Dec 19th, 2008, 03:16 AM       
THATS THE POINT THEY DONT BECOME MILFS THEY AGE LIKE I DONT KNOW ROBIN WILLIAMS WHEN HE PLAYED A CHILD
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Old Dec 19th, 2008, 03:48 AM       
Yeah so get em while they're five or six :liquidstatik
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Old Dec 19th, 2008, 06:23 AM       
Esuohlim went for the pedophile joke.

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Old Dec 19th, 2008, 02:49 PM       
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Old Dec 19th, 2008, 11:01 PM       
It comes down to selection pressure. Those countries have lost so many men in a panoply of 20th century conflicts that the survivors, REMFs and members of the officer corps (with their soft skin and delicate features) essentially had their "pick of the litter," relegating any female lower than a 7 to permanent spinsterhood.

Of course, as mentioned above, a debilitating mayonnaise and sour cream dependency renders even the most waxen of babes grotesque caricatures of the female form by age 30.


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Old Dec 20th, 2008, 12:23 AM       
Ok, since the thread is now dead, you weren't supposed to continue posting, and I shouldn't continue replying, but...

"Waxen" is not the word I typically use to describe attractive women. But maybe I'm unusual like that.
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Old Dec 30th, 2008, 12:52 PM       
every girl from belarus i've ever talked to is seriously so sexy. it is so unfair to normal girls.
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Old Dec 30th, 2008, 01:00 PM       
Indian girls, man; as in the country. When they're ugly, they're ugly. But when they're HOT.... damn.
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Old Dec 31st, 2008, 03:45 AM       
There was a cute Indian woman on my last ship, but she talked so funny none of us Americans could take her seriously. She was in charge of training and she always had to talk about the company's "wizion statement" at meetings.
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Old Dec 31st, 2008, 04:55 AM       
Eastern europeans, meh...I've had 2 different foreign exchange students at my school from ukraine and the czech republic that had moustaches. they were girls.
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Old Dec 31st, 2008, 07:42 AM       
doubt that, liar. indian girls aren't too hot. can't get into brown nipples.
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Old Jan 1st, 2009, 02:40 AM       
I met an Indian couple a few years back, and stayed at their house while we ate cheese and listened to Hindi pop songs. They were the most beautiful man and woman I have ever seen, and that was the last I saw of them.
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Old Jan 1st, 2009, 05:17 AM       
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Eastern europeans, meh...I've had 2 different foreign exchange students at my school from ukraine and the czech republic that had moustaches. they were girls.
I said only most of them are hot. They send the ugly ones to your school.
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 05:08 PM       
i was reading dosteovsky the other day and he totally talked about how ALL PARTAKERS OF RUSSIAN BEAUTY KNOW THAT IT GOES TO SHIT AT 30

he also talks a lot about kissing women's feet was it common for russian men to kiss womens feet or is that just to show how desperate people are or does he have a foot fetish or something?
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 07:04 PM       
I'd bet on the fetish.
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