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Old Dec 28th, 2008, 02:49 AM        Did you make them laugh?
I had hot sex with a mexican momma that I worked with one night. In the morning I had to go to work. I showered, got dressed and kissed her deeply and said "Don't steal anything."
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Old Dec 28th, 2008, 04:50 AM       
DO YOU SIT AROUND AND MAKE UP STORIES TO IMPRESS PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET WITH
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Old Dec 28th, 2008, 05:15 AM       
All my stories are real. Except the part about me being a girl. Don't tell me you have never made you lover laugh. I feel sorry for you if you think life is all suit and tie.
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Old Dec 28th, 2008, 05:19 AM       
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Old Dec 28th, 2008, 08:56 PM       
Well? Did she listen or what?
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Old Dec 28th, 2008, 09:19 PM       
No, she stole my heart
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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 09:22 PM       
When that happens to me I usually just tell them not to set the place on fire.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 10:19 PM       
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No, she stole my heart
Dammit, beat me to it.
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 12:30 AM       
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I am thinking about sucking some dicks from China but I am not sure if they are big enough to suck? What are the laws on being a racist fellatio enthusiast

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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 12:42 AM       
Yeah, but did you make them laugh?
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 12:43 AM       
Only after she smoked out of the water pipe.
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 12:51 AM       
See kids, drugs are a gateway to spam.
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 11:52 AM       
The one who buggers a fire burns his penis.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2009, 07:35 PM       
so would you rather have sex with fire or another man?
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