My dog needs to shut the hell up because if I take her out I'm going to end up with all the neighborhood kids in my yard and I'm just not in the mood today
Whatever format the pictures people post here usually doesn't work for me at work. I normally have to guess what people are talking about until I get home and fill myself in.
Did I mention in the ER stories thread about the guy who had sores filled with bugs?
I will NEVER forget that smell in my entire life, and I thought I was good with that shit- I even spent a summer picking maggots off dead pigs to get my forensic entomology cert.