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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 10:40 PM       
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Agreed!

I kind of wish time travel was possible, so that we could go back to the times of slavery or the 1960s with the protests and shout out "Hey guess who the president of 2008 will be?" I'd love to see their reactions if they were told.
They'd never believe you.

Hell, I still can't believe it.
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 10:42 PM       
True, but it'd be worth watching them snort drinks out their noses laughing, knowing the truth... :P
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 11:55 PM       
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Agreed!

I kind of wish time travel was possible, so that we could go back to the times of slavery or the 1960s with the protests and shout out "Hey guess who the president of 2008 will be?" I'd love to see their reactions if they were told.
You would change history to where things actually got rougher for blacks to prevent the election of a black president.

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Old Jan 21st, 2009, 12:42 AM       
not to mention youd cause a paradox and it would destroy the whole universe
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Old Jan 21st, 2009, 05:00 PM       
why wouldnt you just have the slaves come with you to the future.

theyd prolly be twice as useful as mexicans.
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Old Jan 21st, 2009, 05:18 PM       
AL I NOW IS IN CANADA WE KEEPO ARE NI*GERS IN LINE!!!!!

SHAME ON U AMERICA!!
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Old Jan 21st, 2009, 09:20 PM       
Blah. Way to spoil my imaginative fun.
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Old Jan 21st, 2009, 09:25 PM       
Now you know how we feel.
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Old Jan 21st, 2009, 10:54 PM       
I wish the same thing ZeldaQueen except I’d take a ton of our futuristic weaponry back with me and I’d arm the blacks and cause a race war that would culminate in the destruction of the white race but then the blacks would be too busy watching TV and mooching off of welfare to properly run a society so they’d appoint me as the leader of the world to run it for them.

Also, I really like the beatles and I think that they are a great band because there are so many messages that can be found in their songs. What do you think ZeldaQueen?
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Old Jan 22nd, 2009, 01:06 AM       
personally I'd put the most oppressed people in charge, midgets and morbidly obese people.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2009, 12:06 PM       
I actually do suffer from dwarfism so...
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Old Jan 22nd, 2009, 01:28 PM       
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Old Jan 22nd, 2009, 08:24 PM       
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Also, I really like the beatles and I think that they are a great band because there are so many messages that can be found in their songs. What do you think ZeldaQueen?
Ah, the Beatles rocked! Best part of the 60s! Never again has their like been found...
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Old Jan 23rd, 2009, 04:33 PM       
i think the beatles are ok, i never really get it when everyone says they are the best thing since slavery.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2009, 09:17 PM       
I hope you mean that as in "the best thing since the time slavery occured" and not "the best thing since the useage of slavery".
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Old Jan 24th, 2009, 04:42 PM       
No, he definitely means slavery.
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Old Jan 25th, 2009, 12:51 AM       
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I actually do suffer from dwarfism so...
I technically "suffer" from giantism :0
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Old Jan 25th, 2009, 11:44 AM       
Do you ever get it where it hangs down in the toilette water if you sit, so you always just kind of have to hover? I don’t because I can afford reductive surgery.
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Old Jan 26th, 2009, 12:15 PM       
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why wouldnt you just have the slaves come with you to the future.

theyd prolly be twice as useful as mexicans.
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Old Jan 29th, 2009, 11:23 PM       
Anyone ever realize that politics doesn't matter because everyone on the planet is full of shit? The Republicans are full of shit, the Democrats are full of shit, The Commies are full of shit, the Socialists are full of shit, etc.
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Old Jan 30th, 2009, 03:54 PM       
wow, you're so edgy and in our faces
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Old Jan 30th, 2009, 03:59 PM       
I dunno. I thought it was more pessimistic than edgy.
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Old Jan 30th, 2009, 10:27 PM       
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Anyone ever realize that politics doesn't matter because everyone on the planet is full of shit? The Republicans are full of shit, the Democrats are full of shit, The Commies are full of shit, the Socialists are full of shit, etc.
Ah, but it is from such manure that there is the potential to grow flowers.
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Old Jan 31st, 2009, 02:00 PM       
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