nintendo wii hurts

[Phoenix Gamma]

Actually, a kid DID kill himself with the Wii. He was playing Raving Rabbids. One game has you swing the remote like a lasso. 'Round and 'round the wire went, right around the kid's neck.

I'm not making this up.

[Zhukov]

That's not suicide, that's an accident.

Still, I hope this shows electric ninja why we don't horse around with the wii. Just flick your wrist, buddy.