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Old Feb 9th, 2009, 06:04 PM       
I was playing the Entertainer's Theme while dancing/moving around the stage. Not the best I suppose, I guess I should have danced to Toxic or played rock guitar like 90% of the other acts.

Anyway, I recommend eating pasta. I've heard that that brings out a feeling of well-being. Certainly makes me feel better! (I looooove Italian food!)
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Old Feb 9th, 2009, 06:32 PM       
SMOKE A LOT OF WEED
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Old Feb 12th, 2009, 08:17 PM       
EAT AN ORANGE
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Old Feb 12th, 2009, 08:19 PM       
Fun fact: No one has ever been depressed while eating an orange. The process of getting all the skin and shit off is so difficult and boring you'll forget all your worries.
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 01:17 AM       
One time I was trying to peel an orange and could not do it. That made me depressed.
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 02:51 AM       
The depression that I get....

Have you ever been close to tragedy
Or been close to folks who have
Have you ever felt a pain so powerful
So heavy you collapse
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 03:06 AM       
i learned how to suck my own di*k and i don't think i'll ever be depressed again
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 03:14 AM       
YOU WILL ONCE YOU REALIZE THAT YOURE A HUGE FAGGOT BECAUSE YOUVE HAD PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 03:21 AM       
WHAT IF YOU WENT TO ALL THE EFFORT TO BE ABLE TO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT YOUR MOUTH WAS TOO SMALL FOR YOUR DICK?
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 05:23 AM       
IT COULD BE WORSE. I MEAN REALLY THAT MIGHT BE KIND OF A CONFIDENCE BOOSTER.
YOU COULD HAVE A TINY PENIS AND HAVE IT FIT IN YOUR MOUTH ALL SNUGLY
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