Went to a birthday party yestarday. and avril lavigne was their. Acuttly their was like 5 avrils. they were all retards though.
You are calling the 5 Avrils retards and you can't even get there and their right. Not to mention you spelled actually wrong.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?