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Old May 20th, 2008, 06:12 PM       
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http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...ght/index.html

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Cleveland remembers when they hit 100 all those years ago.... good times
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Old Jun 25th, 2008, 11:02 PM       
The demo for NCAA Football 2009 is now available free of charge via Xbox Live. I tried it out last night and already I can tell i'm going to like this year's version. The running game is much more fluid and the qb's actually put some zip into their throws. The players also don't look like fat lineman anymore. They have much more realistic player models. Get this shit when it comes out in July so we can have some hot and heavy online action.
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Old Jul 17th, 2008, 06:43 PM       
God it is such a slow time of year for sports. At least Brett Favre gave us a bit of something. That and Canseco getting Mike Tyson'd by Sikahema. Still I want to say hurry up and get here football season!!!
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Old Jul 17th, 2008, 09:51 PM       
The ArenaBowl is next weekend!
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Old Jul 18th, 2008, 08:12 AM       
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The ArenaBowl is next weekend!
I actually watched last year's ArenaBowl because the Columbus Destroyers were in it
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Old Jul 29th, 2008, 05:07 AM       
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http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...ght/index.html

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Good news, Philly ends their dark streak by winning the Arena Bowl!

Well at least you get a free Bon Jovi concert out of it
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Old Jul 29th, 2008, 11:29 AM       
Oh boy, we're on a roll!

Next the Barrage will win the MLL title.

So, who cares about Baseball, Football, Basketball or Hockey anyway?
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Old Jul 30th, 2008, 05:33 AM       
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So, who cares about Baseball, Football, Basketball or Hockey anyway?
Not Bon Jovi
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Old Aug 10th, 2008, 09:10 PM       
Here's the Brock Lesnar/Heath Herring fight from last night in case anyone wanted to see it:

http://www.mmaroot.com/brock-lesnar-...-ufc-87-video/
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Old Aug 10th, 2008, 09:23 PM       
brock is just a monster. He doesn't have very much skill (but then again he's 1-1), but we will see what he can do in time. The UFC just has a weak HW division imo. He's the Kimbo of the UFC to me as well
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Old Sep 19th, 2008, 06:33 PM       
An oldie but goodie:

Gatorade to help underquenched nations"
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28321
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 05:28 PM       
I was bored and reading Wikipedia when I stumbled upon Eric Crouch's page:

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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 05:40 PM       
They fixed it.
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 11:11 PM       
I love reading various articles and finding shit that people edited. I was reading about the town of Farmington, MN and tucked nicely in the demographics section were a few lines about the "stinky, filthy, shit eating inbreds" of the city.
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Old Sep 30th, 2008, 02:03 PM       
Free Agent DT Hollis Thomas has an obsession with Sponge Bob:



http://www.deuceofdavenport.com/2008...ponge-bob.html
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Old Oct 3rd, 2008, 01:26 PM       
Thought this was a pretty interesting story of a football team winning against incredible odds:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/st...ine&id=3619502
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 11:54 PM       
Saw this on the front page of SI.com. Anyone else think that Phelps' face looks weird (weird as in overly photoshopped, i know he looks goony)?

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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 12:09 AM       
Just as you pointed out, his face looks weird. Period. They could've photoshopped the shit out of it, I wouldn't know. Goofy looking bastard is lucky he can swim like a fish.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 02:04 AM       
The weirdest thing about the photo is that he's obviously been swimming in those clothes.
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Old Feb 28th, 2009, 10:13 AM       
Was checking out SI.com and found this little ad:


Someone isn't telling the truth...

ps - yes I know these are bullshit
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