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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 01:36 AM       
Tell him you are in Nigeria, then hit Google Maps and find a suitable meeting place. Give a vague description of someone random, and tell him to be easily identifiable, i.e. wearing a hilarious sign. Tell him to get random passerby to pose in pictures with him, and send them to you via email, and if he comes through you'll meet him. Tell him to wait, and tell him it could be awhile, hours maybe, but you will definitely be there tonight.

That should cover a few bases... embarassing photos, embarassing situation, and a complete waste of his time.

OR.... just tell him you're a master hacker, you've traced his location and information, and you've kidnapped his sister, and if he wants her back, to pay a princely ransom.
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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 01:48 AM       
lol i like skulhed's idea. You should tell him that you're a part of an international crime syndicate that does some crazy shit and that you want him to join ;o

also, if he doesnt join you, then he knows too much so you're going to have a chat with your boss about him

also offer to sell him a treasure map with the syndicates secret cash and drug stash.
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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 01:59 AM       
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lol i like skulhed's idea. You should tell him that you're a part of an international crime syndicate that does some crazy shit and that you want him to join ;o

also, if he doesnt join you, then he knows too much so you're going to have a chat with your boss about him

also offer to sell him a treasure map with the syndicates secret cash and drug stash.
Bonus points if you send him a treasure map from the back of a McDonald's tray liner.
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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 02:49 AM       
now i wanna fuck with a scammer

One time one messaged me so I tried to talk to him, but he never wrote back ;o
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