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Old Apr 16th, 2009, 03:09 PM       
It was all part of our brilliant plan to create a piracy problem so that we could have a feel-good story about navy SEALs killing pirates three years later.
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Old Apr 16th, 2009, 04:13 PM       
The most ironic thing of all was that the Maersk Alabama was carrying UN food aid from the US to somalia when it was captured.
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Old Apr 16th, 2009, 04:19 PM       
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The most ironic thing of all was that the Maersk Alabama was carrying UN food aid from the US to somalia when it was captured.
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Old Apr 17th, 2009, 12:36 AM       
This is nothing new. The Somali's have been hijacking aid shipments for years.
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Old Apr 17th, 2009, 02:59 AM       
And now three pirates are dead. LOL looks like well have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill!
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Old Apr 17th, 2009, 11:54 AM       
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And now three pirates are dead. LOL looks like well have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill!
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Old Apr 17th, 2009, 05:38 PM       
I love how this guy is a hero because he was captured and held at gun point. I don't think I could ever do that.
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Old Apr 17th, 2009, 05:48 PM       
You could if you had a gun.
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Old Apr 17th, 2009, 07:54 PM       
Imagine the look on his face when all three of them suddenly dropped dead.
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Old Apr 18th, 2009, 04:20 AM       
When I heard that Navy SEALS headshotted some pirates on a boat and rescued a guy, it immediately reminded me of that ship level in SOCOM 2
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Old Apr 21st, 2009, 04:38 PM       
Now their going to hold trial in New York for the surviving pirate, Abdulwali Muse. If he is sentenced to a term in New York he will be most likely be sent to Rikers Island and as an inmate in New York State he would be eligible to enter the prison education program and earn a college degree. So he would be better off in jail in America than free in Somalia. Not to mention the amount of respect he would get in jail from being a pirate.
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Old Apr 21st, 2009, 07:29 PM       
I'm not at all surprised that Twin Cities based Omar Jamal is involved with this trial. Dude has done nothing but bitch and moan about America's injustices towards his people and he never hesitates to cry racism whenever he can.
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Old Apr 21st, 2009, 07:51 PM       
Hmmm, if this guy gets off, then Obama called a hit on 3 guys.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2009, 02:46 PM       
talk about black on black crime then
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Old Apr 22nd, 2009, 03:22 PM       
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...amount of respect he would get in jail from being a pirate.

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Old Apr 22nd, 2009, 06:40 PM       
I don't think he'd last too long in prison.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2009, 07:33 PM       
He's black, he'll be fine.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2009, 07:34 PM       
His only problem is that he won't have anyone sending him money for the commisary.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2009, 12:58 AM       
Oh i'm sure Omar Jamal will find a way to hook this guy up. Do not underestimate Mr. Jamal.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2009, 01:30 AM       
BEST SOUTH PARK EVER.
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Old Apr 24th, 2009, 04:30 PM       
Agreed.
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Old Apr 29th, 2009, 03:01 AM       
The problem is a lot of these people have taken to piracy not only out of starvation but also as kind of a volunteer coast guard. They don't have a government to protect their waters so lately a lot of counties have been going there to dump nuclear waste and illegally fish because they've dried up their own sources through over harvesting. So people that lived off the sea for generations are having trouble catching fish and the fish they do catch is likely to give their children birth defects. This is why such a huge amount of the Somalian population supports the pirates. A military venture into Somalia would prove as useless and ineffective as the war in Iraq for the same reason - fighting against guerrilla tactics without the support of the native. Any military response may seem justified by its completely ignoring the true source of the problem and letting the people abusing Somalia's seas get a free ride because they got the money.
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