Creationist Science Fair

[Colonel Flagg]

Everyone knows dinosaurs are blotchy green and red, with iridescent scales and many rows of pointy teeth. Plus, they're hiding under your bed RIGHT NOW.

[Kitsa]

You know...after my grandmother's funeral last month, they had the meal in the basement of their church. I ate shoved over in the corner of the Sunday school room, which was strangely decorated in a Chuck Norris theme. And they were really committed. There was a Chuck Norris poster on the door, Chuck Norris quotes on the walls, even an unfinished game of hangman on the chalk board where the answer was CH_CK N_R_IS.

I was a bit hazy on the Chuck Norris-Jesus connection before I saw that picture, but I think it's a little clearer now.

[Womti]

http://objectiveministries.org/members/

you'll never find a whackier bunch of characters.

[Dimnos]

Originally Posted by Sherlock Homeless

http://objectiveministries.org/members/

you'll never find a whackier bunch of characters.

After looking at their pictures I cant imagine how any of them believe that there is a god.

[Kitsa]

Well, seeing as I actually know people who adhere to this sort of thing with utter sincerity, it gave me pause.

[Colonel Flagg]

Originally Posted by Objective Ministries

"Diamond" Jack Holgroth is a Game Theoretician who currently teaches a course in Advanced Game Theory for Theologians at Fellowship University. [...] Jack also enjoys vexillology and can signal Bible passages from memory in fluent semaphore.

Now THAT'S something I'd pay to see.