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Old Jun 15th, 2009, 03:24 AM        More True Science News Facts For Kids!
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Old Jun 15th, 2009, 10:50 AM       
Dr. Burbank, I've got a question for you: Are pigs still welcome in several countries after ignorance still makes people put the stigma on them as disease vectors?
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Old Jun 15th, 2009, 03:24 PM       
This could be a transcript of one of my eigth grade science classes. God, I miss that teacher...
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Old Jun 16th, 2009, 12:38 PM       
A man and a platypus walked into a bar. The bartender looked at the platypus, then looked at the man, and raised an eyebrow. The man shrugged, "She looked better in the cave!"
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Old Jun 16th, 2009, 03:07 PM       
Man, fuck the Platypus...mixed up mishmosh mother fucker!
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Old Jun 16th, 2009, 04:02 PM       
"SCIENCE QUERY! What happens when common Chlorine and Bleach are mixed? ANSWER: Groups of school children possibly exposed to Swine flu are rendered non infectious."

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Old Jun 16th, 2009, 05:56 PM       
And Nylon was invented to involuntarily sterilize hundreds of thousands of women. IT'S TRUE DAMMIT!

Very funny, Max. And I AM a doctor.
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Old Jun 18th, 2009, 01:34 AM       
Igg... I know this is a joke, but it kills me as a scientist how much of this I actually undrstand and how badly your average layperson would miss -_-
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Old Jun 30th, 2009, 02:37 AM       
This made my heart smile.
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Old Oct 18th, 2010, 02:59 PM       
the more you know...

good writing Max
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