Rockin' the shakespearean sonnets

[kellychaos]

Imagine the following Led Zepplin song being read in a snooty British accent as if it were the height of poetry. They did that on SNL once and it came off pretty funny (it's kind of a visual thing too :/ ):

Hey, hey, mama,
said the way you move,
gonna make you sweat,
gonna make you groove.
Oh, oh, child, way you shake that thing,
gonna make you burn,
gonna make you sting.
Hey, hey, baby, when you walk that way,
watch your honey drip,
can't keep away.