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Old Oct 31st, 2009, 04:53 AM        "Louisville Slugger Bat Maker Loses Lawsuit Because Batted Ball Kills Player"
I really don't think I could add anything else to make this story better. I really don't.

http://consumerist.com/5393452/louis...l-kills-player

The potential for being harmed during the participation in a sport is ALWAYS there. Always.
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Old Oct 31st, 2009, 07:20 AM       
words fail me
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Old Oct 31st, 2009, 01:26 PM       
and so the end begins.
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Old Oct 31st, 2009, 02:03 PM       
That just killed America. I'm sure they're going to appeal but come on.
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Old Oct 31st, 2009, 04:23 PM       
someday,

some dude is gonna get raped in prison, and then sue all men for having Penis'

we're all gonna pay

on the flipside though, i hate aluminum bats they sound like shit and always make me think of girls playing some inferior version of a mans game.
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after enough bourbon ...
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Old Oct 31st, 2009, 09:14 PM       
Fast food restaurants get sued for making people fat.

Color me unsurprised.
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Old Nov 1st, 2009, 01:02 AM       
So next time you pick up an aluminum bat, you'll see a big warning slapped onto the side.
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Old Nov 4th, 2009, 02:31 PM       
they should make them read the warning out loud before EVERY game EVER.

it could take the place of the nat anthem.
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