US Military is SOL for new recruits.

[Evil Robot]

You would be dead if you stayed in.

[george]

nah, i worked on airplanes. i would have gotten to feel guilty for the careless deaths of civilians and missed my kids a lot.

i have days where i miss working on airplanes, i really do. but there is very little else i miss about the whole thing. i was not the best Marine ever. i usually got into trouble for being nice, and treating my subordinates with too much respect.

sigh.

oh, and i once mooned bill clinton (airforce one, not him personally). i was arrested for it, and my commanding office thought it was pretty funny so i got out of the whole thing with a page eleven entry and duty driver every friday for a month.

[Geggy]

My mother told me when I was 18 that if I wasn't deaf, she would've forced me into military. Whew.

[Zhukov]

My mother told me that if I joined the military she would cut my legs off.