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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 10:08 AM       
The statistical chances of lightning striking me are certainly far greater than the chance that you will ever learn English.

The chances of it striking either of us because of something we said are zero. It might appear as if lightning struck you on account of something you said, but trust me, it would just be a combination of relative elevation and the plate in your skull.
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