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Old May 9th, 2010, 01:50 PM       

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Old May 9th, 2010, 09:29 PM       
Just had a celebrity sighting, kinda: Jani Lane, the former lead singer of Warrant... as he drove into our neighbor's parked car and blew out one of his tires trying to get away.
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Old May 9th, 2010, 11:05 PM       
Derp de derp de derp
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Old May 10th, 2010, 01:23 AM       
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Just had a celebrity sighting, kinda: Jani Lane, the former lead singer of Warrant... as he drove into our neighbor's parked car and blew out one of his tires trying to get away.
he'll most likely being seeing a warrant now.
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Old May 10th, 2010, 01:24 AM       
why does everyone hate on crocs?
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Old May 10th, 2010, 01:29 AM       
BECAUSE THEY REPRESENT ALL THAT IS EVIL
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Old May 10th, 2010, 05:36 AM       
I thought you meant crocodiles, and I was about to say that I like crocodiles and I have several photos of me enjoying my distance, but you mean those plastic shoes that are just piles of turd, don't you?
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Old May 10th, 2010, 03:31 PM       
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Just had a celebrity sighting, kinda: Jani Lane, the former lead singer of Warrant... as he drove into our neighbor's parked car and blew out one of his tires trying to get away.
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They rip little kids feet off on escalators.
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Old May 10th, 2010, 04:16 PM       
I think escalators need more killswitches. Just one at either end is not enough, especially when people don't listen to each other.
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Old May 10th, 2010, 05:21 PM       
I was at the mall last week and the down escalator was turned off and roped off. The didn't trust us to use them as stairs.
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Old May 10th, 2010, 05:29 PM       
That's dumb.
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Old May 10th, 2010, 05:43 PM       
Also, it was at the end of the mall and we wanted to go to the shoe store just at the bottom of the escalator, so we walked back to the middle of the mall, went down, and then back again. No big deal, but I kept thinking that Mitch Hedgeberg would have cried.
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Old May 10th, 2010, 06:00 PM       
Too bad the mall didn't have a dicks or galyans at that end. You could have taken the rock climbing wall down.
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Also, it was at the end of the mall and we wanted to go to the shoe store just at the bottom of the escalator, so we walked back to the middle of the mall, went down, and then back again. No big deal, but I kept thinking that Mitch Hedgeberg would have cried.
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Old May 10th, 2010, 08:36 PM       
No, but I do want a regular banana later, so go ahead and give me one.
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Old May 10th, 2010, 08:42 PM       
I need to use the bathroom but I'm out of toilet paper, so I'm just gonna jump in the shower instead.
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Tasmania, New Zealand, Australia, and Britain can spout off all the zeds they want if they can learn how to pronounce "paella"


Except the English are the only ones who are uppity about it, so... I guess... whatever, I don't care anymore
Uh oh, did I miss the memo on Paella.

As an uppity Englishman of some long standing in these parts, how am I expected to refer to that god-awful Spanish shit-dish?
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Old May 11th, 2010, 06:58 AM       
This is true, I seem to recall the commonwealth beating the armada. Fuck their wog payellah back to their own country.
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Old May 11th, 2010, 07:00 AM       
Ugh, went a bit racist there. Ignore that.
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Old May 11th, 2010, 10:41 AM       
I've never heard that term before.
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Old May 11th, 2010, 11:44 AM       
Pah- ae- ya is one of the most delicious fucking things in the world when made right, think of it as a spanish seafood jumble.

There is no conjoining syllable between "pah" and "aeya", which makes it fucking clumsy to say for an english speaker to say casually. As such, english speakers call it "pieYaeya", with a y sound in the middle. Except for the English, whose food critic population pronounces it pie-yella (similar to an inbred American redneck), which would't be a problem if they didn't sniff haughtily every time a FOREIGNER, (Spanish, American, or otherwise) has the UNMITIGATED GALL to correct their PERFECT PRONUNCIATION. I give a historically-accurate sample conversation in the original post
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