The live feed from the oil leak.

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Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg

This reminds me of the SNL sketch () where Julia Child (Dan Aykroyd) cannot stop bleeding after cutting herself.

Where do you tie a tourniquet if you've cut the world?

I'm sure BP is equally proud of their safety record too.

This was the best I could do



EDIT: There is so much Monty Python influenced moments in this sketch