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Old Jun 8th, 2010, 02:44 AM        Rom Hack Reviews: Retard City Rumble
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Old Jun 8th, 2010, 02:48 AM       
I honestly can't think of any good situation that could possibly come out of entering the RAPE door.

Also, when I buy feces, I only buy the "expensive" ones.
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Old Jun 8th, 2010, 04:01 AM       
Hey first time poster here(Ive been lurking at this site for like three yrs.).I just wanted to tell you not all rom hacks are worthless(though i dont know if this counts as a rom hack).
Go to newgrounds and play a game called Super Mario Bros. Crossover,it will blow your mind with its awsomeness. Peace!
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Old Jun 8th, 2010, 11:20 AM       
That's not a rom hack. Smb cross-over is a flash game... no roms are used.

The thing is a well-done rom-hack doesn't make for a good article. I would like to see a few reviewed though just for the hell of it.
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Old Jun 8th, 2010, 02:04 PM       
Ah, ROM hacks. How I miss thee. This hack needs more dicks, though, IMO, although I do have to give props for "Boner Hands".
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Old Jun 8th, 2010, 08:46 PM       
Is there a technical reason so many people go after River City Rampage for shitty romhacks?
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Old Jun 9th, 2010, 12:38 AM       
I would say because there aren't a lot of different sprites to hack.
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Old Jun 9th, 2010, 12:51 AM       
I always smile after reading rom hack reviews. They are just what the doctor ordered
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Old Jun 9th, 2010, 09:19 AM       
I wonder which reform school Koko and Jomb go to...I only say this because I can't imagine them being productive human beings.
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Old Jun 10th, 2010, 06:38 AM       
Hey there! I didn't put any penii in the game really because I was coming off of making a game called Nude Dude Volleyball and that's all there was in that game. Thanks for featuring my smash hit Retard City Rumble though. And to answer your query, jomb is a very productive human being. I on the other hand am a waste of space and I can't think of any other way I'd prefer it. Enjoy my rom hacks and shampoo my crotch!
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Old Jun 10th, 2010, 08:34 PM       
Boogie, I have to ask.

In the original River City Ransom, you could find Alex's girlfriend in River City High (go into one of the doors, I think she's on the second floor).

I must know how this got "Tarded" up.
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Old Jun 10th, 2010, 09:46 PM       
I am ashamed to admit k0k0's craziness makes me laugh

But it does, it is like an overload of depravity to the point of hilarity
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Old Jun 11th, 2010, 01:33 AM       
k0k0 is now a star on I-Mockery. Hurrah.
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Old Jun 11th, 2010, 04:02 AM       
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Boogie, I have to ask.

In the original River City Ransom, you could find Alex's girlfriend in River City High (go into one of the doors, I think she's on the second floor).

I must know how this got "Tarded" up.
It goes like this:


CYNDI: "Oh RE! You're not here to rape!?!
Your colors are.... On the roofs..."
RE: "Late?! Well there's the door honey!"
CYNDI: "Thanks a million RE, Tard!"


I left it out because how are you going to top the menu at the Feces Bar with that?
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Old Jun 11th, 2010, 02:58 PM       
Oh and for those of you who think me or jomb made that lovely naked sprite of slime, it's actually in the game's sprite list. Talk about hot coffee. Or, as it'd be put in retard city, ass jizzee or something.
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Old Jun 11th, 2010, 05:51 PM       
Cockbutt is my new favorite word, also Asscakes. I want one for my birthday next month.
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Old Jun 13th, 2010, 08:03 PM       
ROM Hack reviews are my favorite part of I-Mockery. Never stop doing them.
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Old Jun 15th, 2010, 02:16 PM       
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Is there a technical reason so many people go after River City Rampage for shitty romhacks?
Cant comment on River City Rampage... I hacked a similar game, River City Ransom, mainly because I enjoyed playing the game and had alot of childhood memories with it.


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I wonder which reform school Koko and Jomb go to...I only say this because I can't imagine them being productive human beings.
How'd I get dragged into this?





Since playing this hack I'm always on the lookout for a pair of lesbers everytime I visit a shoe store. Lesbers, not just a shoe, a statement of sexual orientation.
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Old Jun 15th, 2010, 03:15 PM       
Some people, like me, only watch lesber porn. Other people, like me, also wear lesbers while watching lesber porn.
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Old Jun 16th, 2010, 11:17 AM       
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I left it out because how are you going to top the menu at the Feces Bar with that?
An excellent counterpoint.
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Old Jun 16th, 2010, 02:30 PM       
I am pretty happy about the fact that when you do a search for lesbers on google, this thread comes up on the first page. GO LESBERS!
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Old Jun 17th, 2010, 05:56 PM       
I hope that Koko was on some sort of drug when he made this, because if he was not on drugs when he made this, I'd hate to see what would happen if he found some 'shrooms.
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Old Jul 7th, 2010, 05:11 PM       
You are up on your prick slime mythos, i see.
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