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Old Aug 16th, 2010, 05:18 AM       
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Old Aug 16th, 2010, 05:19 AM       
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Old Aug 16th, 2010, 05:21 AM       
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Old Aug 16th, 2010, 06:34 AM       
The other day I bought $45 dollars worth of groceries at the supermarket, and when I paid with my bank card the shop assistant cheerfully asked me if I would like any cash out with that. I replied that I would like $40, which she proceeded to give me! So really my shopping trip only cost me $5!

Who says all businesses are just trying to rip us off?
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Old Aug 16th, 2010, 06:55 AM       
Are you sure she didn't ATM your card through the register? (meaning you actually spent $85) Most businesses here can offer that service now
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Old Aug 16th, 2010, 07:08 AM       
Nope, definitely free money!
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Old Aug 21st, 2010, 12:18 PM       
I'm oooooold! And I'm not happy! And I don't like things now compared to the way they used to be. All this progress -- phooey! In my day, we didn't have these cash machines that would give you money when you needed it. There was only one bank in each state -- it was open only one hour a year. And you'd get in line, seventeen miles long, and the line became an angry mob of people -- fornicators and thieves, mutant children and circus freaks -- and you waited for years and by the time you got to the teller, you were senile and arthritic and you couldn't remember your own name. You were born, got in line, and ya died! And that's the way it was and we liked it!

Life was simpler then. There wasn't all this concern about hy-giene! It my days, we didn't have Kleenex. When you turned seventeen, you were given the family handkerchief. ... It hadn't been washed in generations and it stood on its own ... filled with diseases and swarmin' with flies. ... If you tried to blow your nose, you'd get an infection and your head would swell up and turn green and children would burst into tears at the sight o' ya! And that's the way it was and we liked it!

Life was a carnival! We entertained ourselves! We didn't need moooovin' pitchurrrres. In my day, there was only one show in town -- it was called "Stare at the sun!" ... That's right! You'd sit in the middle of an open field and stare up at the sun till your eyeballs burst into flames! And you thought, "Oh, no! Maybe I shouldn't've stared directly into the burning sun with my eyes wide open." But it was too late! Your head was on fire and people were roastin' chickens over it. ... And that's the way it was and we liked it!

Progress?! Flobble-de-flee! In my day, when we were angry and frustrated, we just said, "Flobble-de-flee!" 'cause we were idiots and we didn't know what else to say! Just a bunch o' illiterate Cro-Magnons, blowin' on crusty handkerchiefs, waitin' in lines for our head to burst into flame and that's the way it was and we liked it!
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Old Aug 21st, 2010, 12:33 PM       
Dana Carvy was never funny.
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Old Aug 21st, 2010, 12:37 PM       
dana carvey?
i was quoting lao tzu
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Old Aug 21st, 2010, 04:09 PM       
You must be Dana Carvey, cause you are just as funny. Go away, we don't like you Dana.
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Old Aug 21st, 2010, 04:24 PM       
it's a passage from sun tzu's the art of bore roffl
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