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Old Jul 15th, 2010, 11:31 AM       
i think i'll take a trip to harrington's (chelmsford liquor store that carries tons of local brews and imports) and try something new. i've been drinking pretty things lately, from boston. fluffy white rabbit is my favorite, then field mouse's revenge? (i think that's the name), and then jack d'or is alright (even though it's claimed to be their best)

http://www.prettythingsbeertoday.com/site/
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Old Jul 28th, 2010, 10:36 PM       
So on the Preston and Steve podcast that I go on about, Preston mentioned a lot about how great drinking a beer in the shower is.

I always thought, "Beer in the shower? That seems dumb"

Today I thought "What the hell, I'll try it"

Turns out a beer in the shower is awesome. I suggest everyone try it
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Old Jul 29th, 2010, 12:03 AM       
That sounds awesome.
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Old Jul 30th, 2010, 10:51 PM       
I've been doing the beer in the shower move for years, it's great after a brutal workday.
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Old Jul 31st, 2010, 12:09 PM       
I used to smoke and drink beer in the shower.
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Old Jul 31st, 2010, 12:35 PM       
Did you wear a top hat too?
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Old Jul 31st, 2010, 12:52 PM       
He bangs chicks doggy style while they both wear top hats in the shower and keeps the beer on her ass while he does so.

How playa is that? : pimptastic
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Old Jul 31st, 2010, 01:39 PM       
Now I have something to shoot for.

I bout a 6 pack of flat tire in San Diego but the hotel wouldn't give me a bottle opener. I had to bring my beers down to the bar 7 floors down for them to open them and then go 7 floors back up and drink them.
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Old Jul 31st, 2010, 08:29 PM       
Tomorrow night is going to have a party out at my buddies farm. Relying on a 'classic' for drinking...
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Old Aug 2nd, 2010, 04:39 AM       
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but the hotel wouldn't give me a bottle opener. I had to bring my beers down to the bar 7 floors down for them to open them and then go 7 floors back up and drink them.
Did you not have any wood handy?
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Old Aug 2nd, 2010, 09:07 AM       
I did but it was busy taking pictures.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2010, 06:46 PM       
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Old Aug 3rd, 2010, 01:36 AM       
I tried to open a beer with the television remote that night, and all I did was scratch the fuck out of the remote.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2010, 12:00 PM       
We should have used that remote to order the BATMAN movie instead.
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Old Aug 13th, 2010, 03:40 PM       
I've been smitten by the new Keith Stone commercials for Keystone.





Pure gold.

(I copied the ytube video manually because it won't work at my work so it might not work.)
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Old Aug 13th, 2010, 08:15 PM       
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Old Aug 21st, 2010, 03:57 AM       
I got so drunk and told you my mom's dying in this thread.
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Old Aug 21st, 2010, 08:07 PM       
That commercial was sweet and made me laugh.
Then babs comes in and made me
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Old Aug 31st, 2010, 02:36 PM       
Had my first Octoberfest of the season yesterday. Awww yeah.
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