Landmark gay ruling may put Bush in bind

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Burbank: Gay animals are probably natural errors. From an evolutionary standpoint, a gay animal makes no sense, since it fails to reproduce. Nature's way is pretty much straightforward, so even if being gay might have some minor evolutionary benefit, it can't overshadow the fact that the animal has been made useless. Bisexuality is another issue, but seeing how very few animals have sex just to enjoy themselves, such a trait is -again from an evolutionary standpoint- pretty much useless. I believe most gay people are such because of social and psychological issues, but in the case when they're not, it's usually an issue of hormone glans defectivity. It can be argued that humans are naturally bisexual, but again I cannot see why nature would make them in such a way.