You can't have a good time listening to punk

[Pentegarn]

Originally Posted by Pram Maven

You can have a good time while listening to punk; it's true. One time this girl was listening to the Vandals while we were having sex. I came in her really fat vagina. It was like squeezing a bottle of Elmer's glue in a deflated beach ball.

The only part of this story I find believable is you once squeezed Elmer's glue into a deflated beach ball