Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > Loveline
FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Hangie Hangie is offline
That damn kid
Hangie's Avatar
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Massachusetts
Hangie is probably a spambot
Old Apr 12th, 2011, 02:31 PM       
Woah what, condoms come in different sizes what. HEALTH CLASS HAS FAILED ME. Thankfully she's fucked before so if I do (and this is a big hypothetical here) ever fuck her there won't be blood everywhere.
__________________
Yeah I'm gonna equip myself with a little uhh FOUR WHEELS OF FURY!
Reply With Quote
  #2  
MarioRPG MarioRPG is offline
I hate this hacker crap!
MarioRPG's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Ontario, Canada
MarioRPG is probably a real personMarioRPG is probably a real person
Old Apr 12th, 2011, 03:08 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hangie View Post
Thankfully she's fucked before
I know I should have realized this before, but this means you are good to go. Yeah, condoms come in different sizes (think of magnums lololol). you'll prob be fine with any of them, just pick whichever's on sale.
cool tip: the first condoms I bought were 20cents cheaper than the others AND it came with a 4th condom instead of just 3. :coolguy
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

LOVE, YOUR FIJIAN HOST DAD
Reply With Quote
  #3  
The Leader The Leader is offline
Is a RoboCop.
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: How do you like these apples, Chojin?
The Leader is probably a real personThe Leader is probably a real person
Old Apr 12th, 2011, 03:20 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hangie View Post
Thankfully she's fucked before so if I do ever fuck her there won't be blood everywhere.
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Zhukov Zhukov is offline
Supa Soviet Missil Mastar
Zhukov's Avatar
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Tasmania
Zhukov has joined BAPE's armyZhukov has joined BAPE's armyZhukov has joined BAPE's armyZhukov has joined BAPE's armyZhukov has joined BAPE's armyZhukov has joined BAPE's armyZhukov has joined BAPE's armyZhukov has joined BAPE's army
Old Apr 12th, 2011, 03:33 PM       
Is anyone else disgraced by the liberal use of the verb 'fuck' by under 16s these days?
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Esuohlim Esuohlim is offline
BOO! A SPOOPY GHOST :x
Esuohlim's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: TO-DO LIST: WATCH TWIN PEAKS. CALL MOM.
Esuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contest
Old Apr 12th, 2011, 04:19 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zhukov View Post
Is anyone else disgraced by the liberal use of the verb 'fuck' by under 16s these days?
ERIC CONVEYS AN EMOTION: DISGRACED BY THE LIBERAL USE OF THE VERB 'FUCK' BY UNDER 16s THESE DAYS

__________________


TomWritesAboutStuff.com - The #1 Worst Blog
Reply With Quote
Reply



Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 08:09 AM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.