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Old Apr 14th, 2011, 11:16 PM       
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Old Apr 15th, 2011, 04:06 AM       
Hangie should not post in this thread again, unless it's to tell us all that he got some.
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Old Apr 15th, 2011, 12:03 PM       
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Old Apr 15th, 2011, 05:16 PM       
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Old Apr 22nd, 2011, 01:04 AM       
I approve of this entire thread.

I say you totally sabotage your nerd friend. Fuck that guy. And his tiny penis.
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Old Apr 25th, 2011, 05:32 PM       
I am now more of an asshole than I have everbeen, I made out with her infront of le asian while we were all hanging out. Even though they're now officially 'going out'. He didn't do anything about it since he's really submissive and doesn't really stand up for himself.

I feel less like an asshole though since I think I taught him a lesson about how he needs to control his woman.

I also told her, 'Hey, we should fuck'. And she said that sounded interesting and she'd think about it. I'm probably not going to get any but this is still outrageous fun.
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Old Apr 25th, 2011, 06:07 PM       
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Old Apr 25th, 2011, 06:18 PM       
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I am now more of an asshole than I have everbeen, I made out with her infront of le asian while we were all hanging out. Even though they're now officially 'going out'. He didn't do anything about it since he's really submissive and doesn't really stand up for himself.

I feel less like an asshole though since I think I taught him a lesson about how he needs to control his woman.

I also told her, 'Hey, we should fuck'. And she said that sounded interesting and she'd think about it. I'm probably not going to get any but this is still outrageous fun.

Wait, I made all that up and I still didn't get any? Damn it. Help me Penthouse,

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Old Apr 25th, 2011, 06:18 PM       
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It sounds like she's the one in control.
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Old Apr 25th, 2011, 06:22 PM       
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I am now more of an asshole than I have everbeen, I made out with her infront of le asian while we were all hanging out. Even though they're now officially 'going out'. He didn't do anything about it since he's really submissive and doesn't really stand up for himself.

Next thing I know, his two super hot asian sisters walk in. You know how there's like, never any REALLY hot asian chicks? Like, yeah, they're hot, but not like awesome blonde slut with big tits hot? You know? These asian sisters WERE. THAT. HOT. And they were twins. So anyway, they got so turned on by me and this girl making out that they started making out with each other.

I feel less like an asshole though since I think I taught him a lesson about how he needs to control his woman.

I also told her, 'Hey, we should fuck'. And she said that sounded interesting and she'd think about it. And I was all like, babe, ain't no THINKIN' involved. Then I talked her into anal.

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Old Apr 25th, 2011, 06:22 PM       
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I am now more of an asshole than I have everbeen, I made out with her infront of le asian while we were all hanging out. Even though they're now officially 'going out'. He didn't do anything about it since he's really submissive and doesn't really stand up for himself.

I feel less like an asshole though since I think I taught him a lesson about how he needs to control his woman.

I also told her, 'Hey, we should fuck'. And she said that sounded interesting and she'd think about it. I'm probably not going to get any but this is still outrageous fun.
Good job. I thought at first you said you made out with her in front of a lesbian. Which also would have been awesome.


now you need to bone her and her lesbian friend in front of that guy and be all like "sorry dog. These fuckholes are all mine"
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Old Apr 25th, 2011, 06:25 PM       
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I am now more of an asshole than I have everbeen, I made out with her infront of le asian while we were all hanging out. Even though they're now officially 'going out'. He didn't do anything about it since he's really submissive and doesn't really stand up for himself.

Next thing I know, his two super hot asian sisters walk in. You know how there's like, never any REALLY hot asian chicks? Like, yeah, they're hot, but not like awesome blonde slut with big tits hot? You know? These asian sisters WERE. THAT. HOT. And they were twins. So anyway, they got so turned on by me and this girl making out that they started making out with each other.

Well wouldn't you know it, @#$! got all kinds of crazy. Before I can even blink, the girl is climbing onto my face and the asian twins are pulling my pants off! Then his and his sister's father walked into the room, saw what we were doing, and stabbed me twenty times with a pocket knife.

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Old Apr 25th, 2011, 06:26 PM       
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Old Apr 25th, 2011, 06:45 PM       
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It sounds like she's the one in control.
Yea probably, and gus you have made my day 4 times over.
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Old Apr 25th, 2011, 07:06 PM       
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I am now more of an asshole than I have everbeen, I made out with her infront of le asian while we were all hanging out. Even though they're now officially 'going out'. He didn't do anything about it since he's really submissive and doesn't really stand up for himself.

Because he doesn't really stand up for himself I thought it would be outrageous fun if I said to him, 'Hey, we should fuck'. So I did and he said that sounded interesting and he'd think about it, all jokingly. I was joking too, at first, but since he's really submissive and 95% of male rapes go unreported anyways, you bet your ass I went for it.

I feel less like an asshole though since I think I taught him a lesson about how he needs to control his woman.

Not sure if this is appropriate for Penthouse actually.

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Old Apr 25th, 2011, 10:13 PM       
THERE WAS NO FILCHING KING HADAS I FEEL MORE MISSLED THAN THAT ASIAN KID
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Old Apr 25th, 2011, 10:31 PM       
KHAL YOU'RE THINKING OF "FELCHING", FILCHING IS NICKING SOMETHING
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Old Apr 25th, 2011, 10:32 PM       
THOUGH THERE COULD HAVE BEEN FELCHING IN THAT VERSION, FOR ALL WE KNOW
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Old Apr 25th, 2011, 10:49 PM       
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Old Apr 25th, 2011, 10:53 PM       
This is the first I've ever heard of felching. It's cool that all the new words pioneering the English language are for weird sex acts.
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Old Apr 25th, 2011, 10:58 PM       
the sad thing is i dont think its new I heard it like fifteen years ago or something ;/
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Old Apr 25th, 2011, 11:37 PM       
Felching is from way back. Not used very often outside respectable society type circles.
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Old Apr 26th, 2011, 01:37 AM       
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